Last celebrity you masturbated about?

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Betty white

 

There are none of them that I am interested in. They all seem to fake to me. I would rather wank to the lady next door than a star.

 

Roger rabbit

 

I find pro-porn, with named divas to be a complete waste of time, and even frequently repulsive to view. These 'stars' are, more often than not caked in make up, not dissimilar to that of a gangland wall, covered in tagging graffiti. I find make up & tattoos, especially when in excess, simply repulsive
Lips are, more often than not heavily botoxed, beast usually clearly nothing more than great blobs of silicone implants bouncing about.
The whole concept of leaving stiletto boots & fishnets on (which, for some reason always seems to be the case), and so often penetrating without even removing the panties all seems to be so alien to me.

Then there is what always seems to be the compulsory 'money-shot' of the ejaculation - usually to be made all over the face or the breasts.

Very few people who enjoy sex for real ever go through anything like this, unless if they're trying to mimic their porn role models.

I, for one, just have to be totally naked with my partner - never having any need of the kinky wear, and the entire act of sex is that of closeness, with the primary intent of satisfying my partner, with the resulting consequence of increasing the level of pleasure received. This will nearly always follow through to the end, when I will be driven by that deep rooted instinct to thrust as deep as possible for the grand finale in order to fulfill Nature's intention of maximising the probability of a successful conception. Withdrawal at the moment of orgasm is not only difficult to achieve, but would also be likely to cut short my partner's own orgasm at the very last moment, which I imagine would be excruciatingly frustrating - A bit like approaching the point of no return while masturbating, only to have someone suddenly start knocking at the door.

Give me GENUINE Amateur Porn any day (as opposed to the Pro productions, where at least 3rd & 4th parties are present doing the filming & sound, which claim to be 'Amateur'). There is something about a real couple filming themselves, despite the frequently lower quality of overall production that is so much more appealing. You know that what you are seeing in REAL passion, and not something that's simply being staged by nothing more than prostitutes for the porn market.

 

Chewbacca

 

as of now... aguilera upskirts and g-strings in that dirrrty clip.

 

miley is always a whore worth wanking it off over.

 

Shia LaBeouf, oh Shia,
mmmmm Shia

 

Papa smurf

 

The powerpuff girls


Bubbles has a phat ass

 

I used to have a crush on bulma from dragon ball z LOL

 

lmaooo vegeta would hit you with a big bang attack for this comment

 

The chiquita lady

 

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Wizard robe on or off?

 

Celine dion's nose

 

If cartoon characters count as a celebrity, than Jillian from Family Guy:

 

John goodman

 

totally fap to john goodman with roseanne.

seriously, last was miley.

not that attracted to her. just get off knowing her dad knows guys get off to those pics.