Women's Assholes

Discussion in 'Genitalia' started by JohnFashion, Jan 27, 2014.

  1. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Hey, im a hotty...lol
    Oh you might wanna check your ass hole...guess what...its full of, you guessed it..
    And your front bum...dont always stand prepared...warning, never have sudden sex, you never know if there is a hotty between you...

    Jees, the things some people think of! Lol
     
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  2. Mike Suicide

    Mike Suicide Sweet and Tender Hooligan

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    I agree with this but unfortunately for me the economics are reversed and it costs me a small fortune.
     
  3. gendorf

    gendorf Senior Member

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    so you say your ass is dirty?

    Idontwannaknow... your a dude..
    ugh.. I thought this was female asshole topic only.
     
  4. PineMan

    PineMan Senior Member

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    I'd love a bidet. We had them when I was in residence at college, and not only did they do a a superb cleaning job (and then dry with warm air), but the sexual sensation was amazing as well.
     
  5. JohnFashion

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    Sorry if I offended any girls that do clean their assholes well that aren't hot! Does thta include you!
     
  6. JohnFashion

    JohnFashion Banned

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    I didn't say that ugly girls don't have clean assholes. I just said that perhaps hot girls have extra clean ones
     
  7. JohnFashion

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    Only if it's in the doggy position
     
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  9. JohnFashion

    JohnFashion Banned

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    Yeah but you're not going to get your ass licked by them. That's the difference.. with a hot gal, there's always a possibility that a guy might want to lick there
     
  10. JohnFashion

    JohnFashion Banned

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    That's more like an answer I was looking for. But washing ones ass in the sink must be an awkward experience to have to do. I'd recomend going for some sanitizer wipe instead
     
  11. GLENGLEN

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  12. JohnFashion

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    Obviously not, because a guys butthole will not be seen during sex... unless of course he's gay. In which case I'd imagine it doesn't matter since we all know that the homosexuals don't care where their dick goes!
     
  13. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Lol, so you only live in San Fransico to read the articles?
     
  14. FitGuy87

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    I don't know why it would be awkward. Personally I feel awkward when I can't clean myself properly and know that I smell like shit.

    Some girls do lick asses, it's just that most guys don't have good enough hygiene for the girls to consider doing so. Quite a few girls seem to say that they would rather lick another girl's ass, which is quite telling. But if you have a similar level of hygiene as a 'hot girl', then you may inadvertently end up with a girl's tongue straying even further down while she was giving your balls a lick...
     
  15. enhancer13

    enhancer13 Senior Member

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    You must know this from first hand experience!
     
  16. RubySoho6

    RubySoho6 Organized Chaos

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    Sadly, I don't think you're joking and that's offensive on so many levels.
     
  17. JohnFashion

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    For goodness sack.. if they're willing to stick their dick in the poop shoot, then it doesn't Einsein to figure that they don't care to much about where their dicks go. Otherwise, you'd be suggesting that the fags can never have spontaneous sex
     
  18. gendorf

    gendorf Senior Member

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    well...Im not gay.. but I think they can still blow each other.
     
  19. PineMan

    PineMan Senior Member

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    It can if you use the Propeller Position (Missionary Postition turned 180 degrees).
     
  20. Joshoa

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    You can if you are in a hurry, otherwise it has a warm air blower to dry your bottom.
     

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