Have you ever let someone catch you masturbating?

Who said anything about humor, it is in the kinky section if you dont like it go fuck yourself

 

Not been caught yet but I fully intend to let my wife 'catch me' when she comes in from shopping one day! I know full well she'll simply take over and either finish me off by hand, stick my cock in her mouth or hitch her skirt up for a good fucking!
This is one of many naughty plans that I have for my Good Lady Wife.
(And she always obliges whatever the plan! I'm so very lucky!)

 

Incest isn't kinky.
And it was another member in this thread who laughed at it.

 

Sometimes I have wanted to masturbate in bed after arriving home after work late at nights & when wife is usually asleep but she may feel the bed shaking & think its an earthquake & wake up & smell my semen. She's never seen me masturbating & wouldn't look at my penis even if she did see me & would possibly ask why I masturbate ?

 

I've never let myself be caught directly - closest calls are interrupting knocks at the door. Beyond that, I've never gone to great lengths to conceal what I'm doing when the door is closed or how often I get busy. Lube, toilet paper, wallpapers, (in college) posters, and all kinds of other "circumstantial evidence" give away what I do for fun.

 

Wow, someone has lived a sheltered life... She does know you have a "penis" right? God forbid I ever use another word for it... Curious how you came by this forum as you don't seem like the average sicko. AhhhHaaa! Your a closet sicko!!! That explains it...

 

Yes she's touched my penis with her hands several times over the past 30 yrs but I know she would dislike it if I were to ejaculate on her hand. She doesn't really tell me about how I perform sexually in bed, just tells me if she disapproves of some things I try doing to her that are in her words - gross - such as me performing oral sex or me touching her anal area.

 

Well that was uncalled for. Is your sister as rough on the eyes as the ladies in your photo album?

 

Thanks for giving me the idea to look at his photo album.

:ack2:

 

^Ha. Yes, that.

 

yeah... when i was younger i let my mom "accidentally" catch me a few times... first time i heard her walking up the steps when i was checking out some porn mags... she never knocked and i used to put it away, but that day i just didn't stop... she opened the door and caught me pulling it over pamela anderson... she seemed about as shocked as i pretended to be... she just said "ummmmmmmmmmmm sorry ummmmm" and walked out.

later i got the talk about how it's completely normal and i shouldn't be ashamed if i need to give myself relief... she knocked every time after that.

another time, i didn't really get caught, but had had a conversation with my older sis about sex. we'd both mentioned catching our parents and had a rather lengthy discussion about what we had seen. i'd merely seen about 5 minutes of mom spread as dad pumped into her on holidays when we had to share a hotel room. she'd walked in on her with his cock in her mouth. i got rather hard hearing the story and told her i had to go do something in my room.

it was pretty obvious i went to masturbate. when i came back she asked me if i felt better.

 

I tried, not sure if anyone actually saw me. Was jerking in front of the window at a hotel. I hid my face behind the blinds though. Not sure if any one saw but the chance of some in seeing me masturburate really turned me on.

 

No, I must admit that I have never allowed someone to catch me in the act. I enjoy being watched, but that's by mutual consent.

 

Just walked in on the roomy. Him, sitting in a chair at his computer nude, legs crossed and roll of paper towels at his side. Obviously stuffed his boner down between his legs when I walked in. He looked so guilty, it was funny. As I was leaving, I said, "Sorry to have interrupted." He said that he was just watching a movie. I said, "I'm sure you are."
Guess he thinks he's the only Jerk Off in the house.

 

Wouldn't say deliberate, but I was in the garden on a warm day, naked and stroking, when I noticed a neighbor watching, I thought she was at work. I just carried on, it was a real turn on

 

I remember the comment Stephen Fry made whilst talking about Mothers who move quietly.

While lying naked on his bed, eyes shut tight, deep in his fantasies, in the throes of orgasmic rapture, he reached over to get a tissue for clean-up, only to find a cup of tea had been placed by his side.

 

I have a exhibitionistic side. I three times masturbated knowing a stranger would watch me. I am in a flat. There is this guy in the opposite house. I noticed he looked often if he sees me. One day I was drunk. I saw him seeking me. I took my top down and knew he was watching me topless. It turned me on somewhat. I then took my pants down and danced with only my string on. I saw he looked. I made my boobs bounce...lol...it was a kick somehow knowing he would see this. I then massaged my boobs and sat on a chair in the direction of the window...I spread my legs and pulled my string aside it gave me an enormous arousal letting him look into my....I started to rub finger and move wild until I came....

 

I have, but I'll tell my story later. First my wife's story (her's is much better than mine:

There is a mineral spa up the coast where my wife takes a hot tub then gets a massage. The hot Rob is for an hour, then the masseur comes to get her when it is time for her massage.

We both enjoy having a little fun, so we think of things to do that we both find stimulating. So, one time, she took her hot tub, but set her phone alarm to give her the extra time she needed. Each of the hot tubs is in somewhat secluded areas from each other, each with a small fence around a good sized private are.

When her alarm went off, she got out, dried off and put her towel down on the ground. She then lay down, still nude, with her feet facing the gate
and began to masturbate. The plan was to have her get "caught" masturbating by her masseur.

I set my hopes high, but I asked if she could try to come as the masseur arrived to get her. She said she'd try but wasn't sure she could time it to work out. When she orgasms her whole body tightens up, abs harden, her back arches, and she twitches and jerks before before collapsing.

The hot tubs are on a hillside area and there are wood steps leading to all the different tubs, so you can hear somebody walking up the steps.

About what have been the right time for her appointment below, she said heard footsteps coming and brought up her pace. Here's where the problem began: She tends to go off into herself as she gets closer and closer to climax.

She has no idea if her masseur saw her, or even if he said anything to her. She does know that there were no other tubs around being used at that time. She did hear footsteps getting fairly close but then lost it.

After recovering, she got back into the hot tub. About 10 minutes later (coincidentally about 10 minutes after he should have been there), he arrived.

She says she is not really sure if he saw or not. I think he did, the footsteps she heard were exactly at the right time. I think he probably watched a little and quietly tiptoed off.

My wife and I have talked about the possibilities for the future... Each of us came up with some scenarios: What if she looked up and saw him, and quickly stopped? What if he saw her see him "catching" her, it would give her an opportunity to bring it up in front of him during her massage. Or, getting "caught," she could have feigned embarrassment, asking him not to mention it to anybody. Or, she could have looked up and said (just like nothing happened), "Hold on, I'll be right with you," (purposely NOT telling him to stay or go) then putting her head back, closing her eyes and start fingering herself immediately. There are so many different scenarios we came up with. Hers were better than mine. She is working on a plan to make sure he knows she saw him catch her masturbating.

 

I would love to get caught sometime.
But it's hard to do it i think, because i don't know how i should do it?
And I don't know how the girl is going to react.
Any suggestions for me?