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Discussion in 'Writers Forum' started by ryupower, Nov 25, 2004.

  1. Shivaya

    Shivaya Y'a rien de trop beau pour la classe ouvrière.

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    I work for the government. I dont fit in but I kinda like my job. I have a great circle of friends. My girlfriend whom I live with does not seem to like me anymore. I play alot of guitar and build amps. I cant wait to ride my motorcycle.
     
  2. Wu Li Heron

    Wu Li Heron Members

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    Howdy everbody, I'm Wu Li Heron (woolee heron) and currently writing a book about "Ignorant Wisdom", but its taking me a long time because I know nothing about the subject. It has 190+ Rainbow Warrior poems all extrapolated from the Tao Te Ching and comes with its own Bullshit Logic that describes a "Theory of Everything and Nothing" in modern physics. Its fun stuff, but the editing is brutally inhuman because its all recursive logic. Here's a sample of just some shorter poems with some of poems being over ten pages long.


    Patriotic Rotten Tomatoes

    When your politics are no longer funny,
    Stupid crap isn't considered silly anymore;
    Petty crap can become less of a joke.
    Any self-righteous hypocrisy, blatant,
    When the Patriotic rotten tomatoes fly!
    Burying simple comedy,
    Under mountains of crap,
    Where the light never shines sports fans!

    Gullible Fools

    If we could distill down all the bullshit,
    Then people would profit a hundredfold;
    Nonetheless gullible fools would remain.
    If artifice and profit could be eradicated,
    Then a lot of unnecessary waste, might be eliminated!
    But, half-assed remedies merely treat the symptoms!
    Being inadequate used by themselves.
    The gullible require personal remedies:
    Embrace your personal sense of humor;
    Embracing your own ignorant laughter!

    Bullshit Trajectories
    Bullshit often follows its own trajectory.
    Without any real aim or purpose,
    Merely expressing a mountain of bullshit!
    Including anything and everything under the sun,
    Or absolutely nothing at all.
    Bullshit can be never-ending,
    Yet express all our limitations.
    Beneath our unceasing awareness, of sensational bullshit:
    Ignorance remains the source of all the crap in the world!
    How can we comprehend the origin of our own bullshit?
    By embracing, our personal sense of humor more often!
     

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