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#1 iwantathreesome

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Posted November 04 2013 - 10:19 PM

My gf rarely sucks my cock, Idk what i have to do to get her to do it more, she saids that my cock doesnt fit around her mouth and she always just ends up licking the shaft and balls but i tell her all the time she doesn't need to put it all in her mouth just suck the tip is good enough for me to get off, and she doesn't like how i have a huge load all the time she cant takr it all on the face or her chest let alone her mouth. So i havent had any action down there sence the beginning of last month... :( <~~~that's my very sad face

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Posted November 05 2013 - 07:29 PM

My understanding is she doesn't like blowing you, and she doesn't like semen. If your desire to cum in her mouth or on her body, and the have her actually suck it like you ask outweighs the benefits you see of being with her, get a new girlfriend. This one is never going to be enthusiastic about it, so even if she does it, it's not going to be very good. If you think the other benefits of having her as your girlfriend outweigh this desire, let go of the idea of getting good head from her, let alone more frequent shitty head.

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Posted November 05 2013 - 07:34 PM

people that are not compatible sexually shouldnt be together in the first place..


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Posted November 05 2013 - 07:52 PM

i don't think any human cock would fit around any human mouth. it would hurt like hell if it did.

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Posted November 05 2013 - 08:23 PM

^

maybe her entire head can fit inside his urethra

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Posted November 06 2013 - 03:10 AM

My gf rarely sucks my cock, Idk what i have to do to get her to do it more, she saids that my cock doesnt fit around her mouth and she always just ends up licking the shaft and balls but i tell her all the time she doesn't need to put it all in her mouth just suck the tip is good enough for me to get off, and she doesn't like how i have a huge load all the time she cant takr it all on the face or her chest let alone her mouth. So i havent had any action down there sence the beginning of last month... :( <~~~that's my very sad face

I think the percentage of the female population who like to give head is negligible. From those, the ones who wouldn't throw up if sperm would hit their mouths is infinitesimal.

Some will fake to like it till you're taken for granted, as a means to lure you into a relationship.

Men aren't much different: do you wanna sperm in our mouth? And I'm pretty sure there are more straight men who'd like to taste/swallow sperm than women. Men seem fascinated by the pukey thing. Sperm smells and tastes like vomit. It's as simple as that. The thing of eating pineapples to make it taste good: bs.

I love giving head and I give head to my husband almost on a daily basis. But I don't like to have sperm in my mouth. If he'd wanna cum in my mouth, I'll play with it, to please him, because I kick on pleasing my man. But I won't enjoy the cum part: it'll be to please him exclusively. Giving head, yeah, I enjoy it a lot.

So, your girlfriend is just being honest. She's so disgusted of your cum, she can't even pretend to like it. And, it seems, she's also disgusted of your cock. Perhaps you have poor hygiene. Did you check that? Perhaps it is just the fact you nag about it, and nagging people aren't very sexy.

In my experience, some men just have it in them you wanna drop on your knees and suck their dicks. I feel this way about some men, including my husband. Some men, I wouldn't wanna spend any amount of time close to their cocks. They're unattractive. It can be the appearance, it can be the attitude. I'd say, at least your attitude is very unattractive.

I'm not trying to put you down, nor hurt your feelings. I'm just being honest, sparing you the politically correct bullshit forums gag on.

If you wanna get head, there are several ways to get it. You could try to become very wealthy and date women who are losers and will do any sexual favor to keep you. You could pay a prostitute to do it (if that's legal where you are; it is legal here), you could find a woman who actually enjoys it (few in between, but we do exist). The temporary solution is to find a woman who'll do it till you're granted. At least you'll know how it feels for a while, till you're denied it for the rest of your life...

For the cum part, you could get yourself a woman from a miserable country, because miserable people will do anything to survive, including swallowing cum. Or you could get into gay stuff. It's easier to find a man who'll oblige than a woman.

Oh, you could find a cyber friend. Women on the net love cum. You know why? Because it's easy to write you love it. Who doesn't like to "look" good, be called sexy, etc? If it is as easy as writing "OMG, I luuuuuuuuv cum! I love to swallow, to play with it in my mouth, to smear it on my eyes, my hair!!!!!! OMG, I'll put it on my toast and top my ice cream sundae with it" why not?

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Posted November 06 2013 - 03:18 AM

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Posted November 10 2013 - 11:13 PM

Thanks for the real advice! Much appreciated.

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Posted November 11 2013 - 08:04 PM

people that are not compatible sexually shouldnt be together in the first place..


I stress this to people ALL the time!
The importance of sexual compatibility in a relationship!!!!! So true.


Oh, and note to "Just A Woman" -- this part of the female population happens to LIKE giving head. Don't count me into that misrepresentation that most women don't like to give head. I love it, it turns me on and I like to please a man.

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Posted November 11 2013 - 08:21 PM

I stress this to people ALL the time!
The importance of sexual compatibility in a relationship!!!!! So true.


Oh, and note to "Just A Woman" -- this part of the female population happens to LIKE giving head. Don't count me into that misrepresentation that most women don't like to give head. I love it, it turns me on and I like to please a man.


Quiet Storm we are the same person. haha. Don't count me in that percentage either. I love it too.

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Posted November 11 2013 - 11:29 PM

For the cum part, you could get yourself a woman from a miserable country, because miserable people will do anything to survive, including swallowing cum. Or you could get into gay stuff. It's easier to find a man who'll oblige than a woman.

Oh, you could find a cyber friend. Women on the net love cum. You know why? Because it's easy to write you love it. Who doesn't like to "look" good, be called sexy, etc? If it is as easy as writing "OMG, I luuuuuuuuv cum! I love to swallow, to play with it in my mouth, to smear it on my eyes, my hair!!!!!! OMG, I'll put it on my toast and top my ice cream sundae with it" why not?


I'm from the US and I dont hate cum. I'm not just saying that for the internet either. I'm not going to put it on my toast our top my ice cream with it but if I'm giving a blow job and he blows in my mouth I'm not going to gag. I dont know what your guy is eating too make it taste like vomit but that's nothing that I have experienced before. I dont let him cum in my mouth every time but if I get a little cum on me I'm not worried about it.

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Posted November 12 2013 - 04:59 PM

Quiet Storm we are the same person. haha. Don't count me in that percentage either. I love it too.


Cool. We may just be forum buddies huh? :D

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Posted November 12 2013 - 05:09 PM

Cool. We may just be forum buddies huh? :D


I think so. :)

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Posted November 12 2013 - 05:43 PM

Cum doesn't taste like vomit...

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Posted November 12 2013 - 06:43 PM

I'm from the USA as well, and I have a fetish for semen. Fresh semen. Which means I'm not interested in putting it on my bread or having it in my face (and I will raise hell if it gets into my hair or eyes) but I love jizz. I like the way it feels when he finishes inside me. I love the way it feels on my skin, the scent of it and especially the taste of it (usually). Contact with splooge or even sometimes the presence of it accelerates or even brings about my orgasm. I don't think most women quite agree with me about how wonderful it is, but I also don't think most women hate jizz either.

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Posted November 12 2013 - 08:09 PM

For the cum part, you could get yourself a woman from a miserable country, because miserable people will do anything to survive, including swallowing cum. Or you could get into gay stuff. It's easier to find a man who'll oblige than a woman.

Oh, you could find a cyber friend. Women on the net love cum. You know why? Because it's easy to write you love it. Who doesn't like to "look" good, be called sexy, etc? If it is as easy as writing "OMG, I luuuuuuuuv cum! I love to swallow, to play with it in my mouth, to smear it on my eyes, my hair!!!!!! OMG, I'll put it on my toast and top my ice cream sundae with it" why not?


This really made me say WTF?!?

I like how this person summed up everything about head and cum for every woman. Oh, not just in most countries -- but apparently women in third world countries too, because 'surely' they will give head in order to 'survive'. WTF? They are just miserable and give head and head is just miserable?
This has got to be one of the most CRAZIEST posts I have ever read.

Then goes on to say "It's easier to find a man who'll oblige than a woman." --- crazy.

The best part is the whole stuff about having a cyber friend who is just writing out of their ass to sound good online. (who has time for that?)

So, am I to assume every man online that says he likes to eat pussy is just blowing smoke to sound good?
No, I don't think so.

I think we are all adult enough to voice whether we enjoy doing something or not.
Even if it's online, I can still tell if I have sexual chemistry with someone.
This is just all presumptuous and foolish.

All I can say is that it sounds like the writer's own personal issues are being projected into summing up a general consensus. Maybe feelings of inferiority to women who truly do enjoy oral sex.
I don't know whether to laugh or shake my head.

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Posted November 12 2013 - 08:30 PM

This really made me say WTF?!?

I like how this person summed up everything about head and cum for every woman. Oh, not just in most countries -- but apparently women in third world countries too, because 'surely' they will give head in order to 'survive'. WTF? They are just miserable and give head and head is just miserable?
This has got to be one of the most CRAZIEST posts I have ever read.

Then goes on to say "It's easier to find a man who'll oblige than a woman." --- crazy.

The best part is the whole stuff about having a cyber friend who is just writing out of their ass to sound good online. (who has time for that?)

So, am I to assume every man online that says he likes to eat pussy is just blowing smoke to sound good?
No, I don't think so.

I think we are all adult enough to voice whether we enjoy doing something or not.
Even if it's online, I can still tell if I have sexual chemistry with someone.
This is just all presumptuous and foolish.

All I can say is that it sounds like the writer's own personal issues are being projected into summing up a general consensus. Maybe feelings of inferiority to women who truly do enjoy oral sex.
I don't know whether to laugh or shake my head.


Haven't you heard? A shot of cum a day will keep the Dr away. It's better than penicillin. That's why women in 3rd world countries are more willing to swallow. They don't have money for health insurance and they need that extra protein to survive.

It's fine if that poster doesn't enjoy oral sex. That doesn't mean the general consensus among the rest of us falls in line with her thinking. Practice makes perfect. I feel like if you really know how to perform oral sex on a man and you see how much pleasure he gets from it then it will automatically turn you on. I think I enjoy it as much as my man does. I much prefer giving over receiving. I mean, I'm not going to turn him away if he really wants to but I don't need that every time. Sometimes I just want to suck a dick :)

I don't know why she's so angry. She seems like she has some anger issues when it comes to oral sex and semen. Lighten up sweetie, it's supposed to be fun. Try some new things. You never know, you may just enjoy taking a load to the face if you get turned on enough. If you don't like it, that's fine. Stick to vanilla sex but the rest of us are going to enjoy our red hot fun kinky sex and I'm guessing we're going to be having a hell of a lot more fun.

I don't post shit out of my ass on here. If I say I've done it...I've done it. If I say I like it...I like it. If I say I haven't tried it....then I haven't tried it...yet. Why do I need to come on some internet forum where nobody knows me and lie? I'm not over the top in real life with telling everyone what I do in the bedroom. I keep that close. I don't need my friends knowing how freaky I am. I woman must stay classy even if she secretly loves giving head and having cum shot all over her. hahaha.

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Posted November 12 2013 - 08:40 PM

Haven't you heard? A shot of cum a day will keep the Dr away. It's better than penicillin. That's why women in 3rd world countries are more willing to swallow. They don't have money for health insurance and they need that extra protein to survive.

It's fine if that poster doesn't enjoy oral sex. That doesn't mean the general consensus among the rest of us falls in line with her thinking. Practice makes perfect. I feel like if you really know how to perform oral sex on a man and you see how much pleasure he gets from it then it will automatically turn you on. I think I enjoy it as much as my man does. I much prefer giving over receiving. I mean, I'm not going to turn him away if he really wants to but I don't need that every time. Sometimes I just want to suck a dick :)

I don't know why she's so angry. She seems like she has some anger issues when it comes to oral sex and semen. Lighten up sweetie, it's supposed to be fun. Try some new things. You never know, you may just enjoy taking a load to the face if you get turned on enough. If you don't like it, that's fine. Stick to vanilla sex but the rest of us are going to enjoy our red hot fun kinky sex and I'm guessing we're going to be having a hell of a lot more fun.

I don't post shit out of my ass on here. If I say I've done it...I've done it. If I say I like it...I like it. If I say I haven't tried it....then I haven't tried it...yet. Why do I need to come on some internet forum where nobody knows me and lie? I'm not over the top in real life with telling everyone what I do in the bedroom. I keep that close. I don't need my friends knowing how freaky I am. I woman must stay classy even if she secretly loves giving head and having cum shot all over her. hahaha.


You are SO on the same page as me. Agreed on all counts!!
You said it all, on point.

...If I find out down the line that you are my sister or something, I'm gonna freak out ._.

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Posted November 12 2013 - 08:44 PM

You are SO on the same page as me. Agreed on all counts!!
You said it all, on point.

...If I find out down the line that you are my sister or something, I'm gonna freak out ._.


hahahaha. I think that pretty much every time I read one of your posts. I just keep thinking how much trouble we could get into if we hung out.

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Posted November 14 2013 - 03:44 AM

you find new big mouth GF and suck here you cock