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The took our ninja suits! Now we have to just strait up open fire!

 

Except....aliens are impervious to bullets....hmm....time to call in....DANGERMOUSE!

 

penfield arrives furst with beekeeping equipment.

 

soon followed by a naked dangermouse nursing an enormous priapism.

 

stuart little was always a crazy motherfucker.

 

However,despite his discomfort,he wriggled his was into his tight-fitting Dangermouse costume...and looked like a loaded archery bow!

 

Which was threatening to burst open like an explosive pitza..

 

So care was taken in watching where it was pointing, so as not to put an eye out.

 

and then Allah said ....

 

Pointeth yee not, the priapistic object in the direct of another's eye, lest that eye be put out.

 

However,altruistic though that thought is,human nature took over when...

 

said priapistic object was inserted into the ass of his canine companion, which yelped insurprise!

 

and knocked the leg off the table, which then toppled over into the tv

 

which was fine as there was nothing on worth watching

 

As per usual!

 

but there,shining brightly where the tv had been was an enormous vibrator and a tube of lube!

 

I wondered where you hid that i thought to myself!

 

But as it was time for my juggling lesson...

 

I put on my tightest shorts and went to play with my balls

 

And did so, until I heard the policeman yell