As an atheist I never think about god until someone brings it up and even then I don't talk about it because you can not argue with crazy people. There is nothing I can say that will convince them and there is nothing they can say that will convince me so what is the point.
irminsul i don't think it is necessary to add your offensive opinion about people. in my opinion it is much more ironic that theists come to atheists with "proof" from the bible, a book written by humans that has been retouched several times. Bird, good one. peace.
Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won’t claim that god did it.
Q: What do you call an intelligent American? A: Atheist. ___________________________________ An atheist buys an Ancient Roman Catholic lamp at an auction, takes it home, and begins to polish it. Suddenly, a genie appears, and says, "I’ll grant you three wishes, Master." The atheist says, "I wish I could believe in you." The genie snaps his fingers, and suddenly the atheist believes in him. The atheist says, "Wow. I wish all atheists would believe this." The genie snaps his fingers again, and suddenly atheists all over the world begin to believe in genies. "What about your third wish?" asks the genie. "Well," says the atheist, "I wish for a billion dollars." The genie snaps his fingers for a third time, but nothing happens. "What’s wrong?" asks the atheist. The genie shrugs and says, "Just because you believe in me, doesn’t necessarily mean that I really exist." __________________________________________ A man sees a boy with a box of kittens The man goes over and says "Oh what cute kittens!" The boy replies "Yes they are Christian kittens". About a week later the man sees the boy again with the same batch of kittens. Once again he walks over and says "my, those are just adorable!" The boy replies "Yes, they are atheist kittens" The man asks "wait, weren't they christian before?" The boy looks at the man and says "Yeah but they have their eyes open now"
not all atheists are always talkin' about god.its just a minority.most atheists don't even call themselves atheists.
What do Atheists and Christians have in common? They're both organized religions. "Well, we like to call ourselves atheists... You know cause like it's a special club.... for you know.... "non-believers". and attention seeking whores.
athiesm is a religion, like abstinance is a sexual possition. - bill mayer - (just too good not to quote).
Yes!! That;s what you're saying, huh? He was fooling himself, and then he shall go to jail for collecting the money.:sunny:
Hehe good one :2thumbsup: There seriously seem to be 2 kind of atheists: the ones who just happen not to believe in a deity and accept other people might do so. They generally do not call themselves an atheist in the first place. Then the other ones who seem to find it very important to tell the world they are atheists and yes, they are always talking about God, dogmas and morals to the extent that even their fellow nonbelievers are wishing they would burn in hell.
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passengers." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger "What would you want to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no god, or no heaven or hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly. "Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, a cow turns out a flat patty and a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?" The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss god, heaven and hell, or life after death, when you don't know shit?" And then she went back to reading her book.
^ Might have been a good joke in 1950 but eventhen there is still verifiable evidence that the animals do indeed have different Shit, so I feel there is a logical error in the analogy she's making. Furthermore today with labtops and cellphones one could likely checkout the digestive tracts and stuff of the different animals and make a verifiable assertion based on evidence, or even go so far as to autoposy the animals, that's kind of getting carried away with the joke but it's what came to mind.