Advice when getting a handjob

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  1. poochokid

    poochokid Banned

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    I need some good advice. My girl friend and her friend are going to give me a hand job, I want to impress then. How do I make myself last a very long time like over 45 minutes before I cum? I don't want any jokes I want the truth please.
     
  2. d0nny

    d0nny Member

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    Why would she want to give you a handjob for 45 min. she'll be much more impressed with a 3 min hand job. Seriously. She WANTS you to cum.
     
  3. poochokid

    poochokid Banned

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    Maybe 45 minutes is to long, I have no idea but I still want to last a long time
     
  4. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

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    No. Women want you to last at intercourse.
    Women do not want to be giving 45min HJ's or BJ's
     
  5. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    I think a long time for a hand job would be about 5-7 minutes.
     
  6. RooRshack

    RooRshack On Sabbatical

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    Dude, that doesn't sound fun at all, for either party.
     
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    use your feet.. ;)
     
  8. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    you're going to get 2 girls to give you a hj. sounds like fun.

    instead of worrying so much about impressing them, maybe you should just try enjoying it.

    try breathing deeply. trying squeezing your pc muscle (kind of like stopping a stream of urine). ask them to stop or slow down you are getting close

    one of the things that's fun for both parties is knowing that the other is into it
     
  9. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

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    My advise is to steal third and slide into home plate
     
  10. broony

    broony Banned

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    45mins for a handjob sounds like some weird way to get carpet burn on your cock..

    1 minute handjob followed by 2 minutes cock sucking, then she gets 42minutes fucking.
     
  11. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Lifetime Supporter

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    Ah, but is two women...21 min. Each?
     
  12. Chodpa

    Chodpa Senior Member

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    use a condom
    have them tie you down a serially hand rape you
    bu the third time you'll last a good long while
    maybe they use their tits
    watch george carlin at the same time
    just some ideas
     
  13. yahoohippegm

    yahoohippegm Member

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    Nice...

    :2thumbsup:
     
  14. Desos

    Desos Senior Member

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    LOL 45 mins

    can imagine the girls after 30 mins being like wtf how long has it been.
     
  15. eggsprog

    eggsprog anti gang marriage HipForums Supporter

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    i get tired if i jerk off for more than 5 minutes.
     
  16. Gallagher29

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    45 minutes is excruciatingly long, but if you really want that, then buy some desensitizing cream.
     
  17. DrewSpeaksTrue

    DrewSpeaksTrue Member

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    If you jerk off once when you wake up and wait a few hours later to recharge just enough you wont finish as quickly but believe me, I hate it when it takes forever...hand cramps arent fun.
     
  18. Hedgeclipper

    Hedgeclipper Qiluprneeels Nixw

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    clench your butthole and stare at some utterly unsexual object.

    Or you could just give in to pleasure

    If it were me, I'd just come all over their boobies.
     
  19. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    LOL. boobies.
     
  20. Hedgeclipper

    Hedgeclipper Qiluprneeels Nixw

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    I like boobies :D
     

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