Let's make a list of wonderful things about being a woman 1) a new dress that feels great and looks flattering on you!
Boobs. It is truly great to have a nice rack. I may treat them harsh in when I drag and shmush them up but I love my girls.
As a woman, I can get sex anytime I want it, if I really want it. The only way men can have the same is if they're paying a prostitute. Other than that, there are only disadvantages.
*I don't have my body flooded with testosterone. *I don't have farting competitions. *I don't automatically assume the Al Bundy sitting position. *With a little effort, I can make myself look stunning!
I tolerate pain more than the average dude. I'm probably gonna live longer than the average dude. I'm small enough to be completely wrapped in my lover's arms. Overall, sex is a lot more fun for me than for my partner (except orgasms aren't guaranteed).
the ability to make this claim just before stubbing your toe and crying for 10 minutes, then taking a week off work for a cold. also, pretty much everything else about being a woman seems to be pretty great too.