Do you have a yardstick in your house?

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  1. Mike5305

    Mike5305 Member

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    Yes, but I couldn't lay my hands on it right now.
    What's a Yardstick?


    If you have a yardstick, what do you use it for the most?:mickey:
     
  2. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

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    I've a metal metre stick. I usually use it as a straight edge for rotary cutting, if my drywall square doesn't sit right.
     
  3. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i call my penis "the yardstick," although it's actually only 34 inches.


    no, i don't have one. i do my measuring via tape measure.
     
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  4. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

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    Yes, I use it for arty stuff.
     
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  5. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    I think the people that lived here before me left one.
     
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  6. Ranger

    Ranger Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    I left it in the yard where it belongs. If I brought it in wouldn't it then be a housestick?
     
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  7. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Yes, but it is actually a metre stick because I am Canadian.

    I use it in my sewing/crafty adventures.
     
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  8. Aerianne

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    I use it for knocking stuff off of high shelves.
     
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  9. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    yes

    i generally use it for marking straight lines..i prefer measuring tape for measures
     
  10. PEACEFUL LIBRA

    PEACEFUL LIBRA DAMN RIGHT I'M A WEIRDO

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    Wtf is an yardstick
     
  11. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    "an yardstick" is an example of poor grammar.
     
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  12. MeAgain

    MeAgain Dazed & Confused Lifetime Supporter Super Moderator

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    Yes, it mostly gets used to fish cat toys out from under things.

    I use a T-square, combination square, ruler or drywall square to draw straight lines

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    (36 inches or one yard long)
     
  13. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    yes..awesome for getting things that roll under the fridge
     
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    whacking cats.. :leaving:
     
  15. TAZER-69

    TAZER-69 Listen To Your Heart! Lifetime Supporter

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    Yes. I broke it in half so I would have something to stir paint with.
     
  16. MeatyMushroom

    MeatyMushroom Juggle Tings Proppuh

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    Bitchass, you beat me to it.



    But uhh, I have a metal meter ruler.
     
  17. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

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    Drywall squares rule.​
     
  18. Piney

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    It measures the snowfall.
     
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  19. yahoohippegm

    yahoohippegm Member

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    I voted 'no.'

    :2thumbsup:
     
  20. Cosmic_Traveler

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    I own 3 yardsticks; all of which are currently collecting dust haha.
     

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