Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

Felt in need of a high, so stood at the bottom of Big Ben waiting for it to give him a bong

 

Tried to swim the Channel,but used so much grease she kept slipping out of the water.

 

Tried to swim the Chanel ... and smells a whole lot better for it

 

Her best magic trick is turning her car into a street light..

 

Oooooh ... that's mean, Puggy.


Can't see a belt without hitting below it

 

Oh,awite.

Has a way of making ol' Puggy feel REALLY low and despicable-just because she parks in Braille!

 

Insisted I had a message written on me in braille somewhere, and wouldn't stop looking for it until he had run his fingertips ALL over me

 

Insists on teasing poor ol puggy! Wishing he was blind!

 

Types with her nose.

 

Does ballet in the nude, to excite the old guy next door...lol

 

Rode 15 miles on her bicycle,moaning all the way about how long it was taking,before realising the chain was missing.

 

Likes driving through puddles at bus stops, not for wet t shirts, but loves hearing old women curse!

 

When she does the vacuuming in her home,morrow likes to wear a Freddie Mercury mustache

 

Is a major figure in the British hip-hop scene, performing under the name "Notorious P.U.G."

 

Loves puggy bear, to bits...

 

Recently warned David Cameron that Adolph Hitler and the Nazis may be planning to invade Poland

 

Managed to make 'Adolph Hitler & The Nazis' sound like a heavy metal pop group

 

plays scrabble in morse code

 

Distracts opponents in scrabble by wearing miniskirts.

 

Invents words in forum word games and thinks he's pretty smart ... then gets upset when he discovers others have beaten him to it