Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

morrow doesn't shave under her arms-she plaits it!

 

Toe nails, hates them so much, buys winkle pickers to accomodate..

 

Had her nipples pierced so she can fasten her tits to her earrings when she goes shopping.
[stops her tripping over them]



MMMMWAHAHAHAHA!

 

Aaahhhhaaahhhaaaaa

Had his leg pierced to his elbow, to try to sort the limp! Its a puppet!

 

Has a jar full of bogies she's waiting to make jam out of.

 

Is so up his own arse, you never know if he is flatulating or sneezing!

 

Holds the UK record for most whitehead pus squeezed onto a mirror in one session

 

Ewwwwwlol

Holds the british and world record for the most maltesers in his mouth at once...and is breaking it every day, as his mouth gets bigger...

 

Y'know what those Thai pole dancing girls do with ping-pong balls?

Well morrow does it too-but with cricket balls!

 

Haaahhhaaahhhaaaa

Puggybear, is really a Thai basketball player...lol

 

Morrow has twice won 'Noisiest Dump of The Year' after eating curried eggs and baked bean souffle

 

Puggy, known for feeding his women crap! Lol

 

Morrow;REALLY jealous because I look better in that empire-line chiffon blouse than she does!

 

Yeah, true, and the colour yellow, matches your eyes!

 

As opposed to that bloodshot pink-which matched YOURS!

 

You still look better in a dress, got to be the way your hairy legs pop through the stockings! Phwooor

 

.....says Miss Steel-Toecaps 1989!

 

Actually HAS a recipe for baked bean soufflé

 

Thinks a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

 

Spectacles has travelled the world tasting & testing teas in SO many countries & regions .

Oh yes;she's been there,done that,got the tea-bag