Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

Puggy, such a nice guy, never a cross word, plays beautifull music..ahmmmm heavenly...

 

Morrow-the woman [and she's ALL woman-grrr!] who made Helen of Troy feel ugly....

 

Claims to be on intimate terms with mythical characters

 

Weats her skirts far too short!

 

Was arrested for growing pansies in her window box.

 

Goes shop lifting just to meet the security guard she likes...

 

Tries to wear her skirts a different length than what they are

 

Actually designs clothes for dogs and cats.

 

Has Been Declared Both Sane, And Sober...



Cheers Glen.

 

Chooses her skirts to match the colour of that days sky!

 

Giggle. Picturing GlenGlen in a kilt.

Promotes justice for the potato league.

 

Was first to join in sausage nations banger day..

Lol, he sure would look cool, lol

 

Entered a banger race once. Thought it was a variant on a pancake race. Turned up in her trainers with a frying pan and six sausages.

 

Once tried roller-skating....and got booked for dangerous parking!

 

Once got thrown out of an ice rink. They said "You're not allowed to come in here with fish tied to your shoes." He replied "But they're my skates!"

 

Made the joke I thought about but rejected as having no Sole.
It's not exactly Turbot-charged humour,now IS it.Though I just LOVE to see BeachBum Floundering.....






Ok-I'll go away now.....

 

Have a whale of a time.


Measures his spirits with fish fingers

 

Uses a neti pot to clean out her ears.

 

Thinks spring onions are so called because they always add a certain bounce to a dish

 

Thinks she is a spring chicken.