Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

Cannot afford to have plastic surgery, so she always adds thirty years to her real age so people will say she looks amazing.

 

Finally gave up her dream of being an actress when she realized she would never get her dream role as the "Blonde Bimbo."

 

Is responsible for all the ice and snow this winter.

 

Has a life-long ambition to be a gritting lorry driver

 

Likes to drive trains where there are no tracks.

 

Like to fly planes where there is no sky

 

Rides cows for dressage events.

 

Claims to have invented the joke "Why are there no horses on the Isle of Wight?"

 

Believes coffee is the root of all evil.

 

Specs once saw a flying saucer.


Closely followed by the milk jug,a teapot,a sugar bowl,a plate of buns and a lot of shouting.



Yep - granddad had managed to piss-off granny yet again........

 

Piggyboar thinks he has a monopoly on changing people's names ...

 

Beachball decided to fly to Rome but changed her mind because her arms got tired.

 

Spectacles wanted a new pastime, so she went to enrolled for fencing classes.

She didn't quite understand why nobody turned up with a hammer and saw, though ...

 

Who? Beach what? OH! you mean that woman who gave all her workmates the day off and blamed the union? Oh,yes-VERY popular with the seniors,is our BeeBs...promotion beckons...

 

Suffers from "senior moments"

 

Forgets it's possible to cross-reference threads...poor dear;it takes all her braincell to remember not to wet herself - again.

 

Thinks mornings are anytime you wake, so eats breakfast 5 times a day!

 

Morrow-the reason clouds exist!

 

Puggy- the reason the sun shines..

 

Awwww....see? My l'il morrow...sweeter than a Maple Syrup and Castor Sugar fairy cake!