Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

can see right through people

 

Can see objects in broad daylight

 

plays piano with her toes

 

Proudly won 1st place in the nationwide napping contest, but was shortly disqualified because she overslept.

 

Believes meteorologists are correct 99% of the time.

 

Believes 75% of all statistics

 

works as an accountant even though she never passed first grade math

 

Has this peculiar idea that mathematical aptitude is necessary for counting beans

 

drinks her tea with a straw

 

is really a squirrel in a human suit.

 

Is really a human in a squirrel suit.

 

kidnapped orys squirrel

 

Kidnaps squirrels and makes them do ballet to opera music.

 

kidnaps ballet dancers and makes them sing opera to squirrels

 

steals squirells nuts

 

since when do we need a special thread for this?

don't we already do that to each other here? :hide:

 

banned for being a spoil sport

oops wrong thread. Carry on.

 

banned for missing my cousins wedding

 

Sorry Roamy I tricked you by posting a ban.... this is the absurd accusation thread. My bad.

 

thats ok specs i just got them mixed up

has a pet bear.a real one!