How to sneak alcohol into a club?

Don't answer the question if you're just going to lecture me.
I wanna sneak alcohol into a nightclub, but i don't know how because I'm not bringing a purse, and I'm only wearing tight fitting leggings and a tank top type of shirt. There's really no space for me to put it. There's not much space in my shoes either.
I'm a girl, and no, I don't have any fancy gadgets like the booze bra, so some home-made ideas would be good

 

why dont you just drink before if ur to cheap to pay for it there?

or get a flask and put it in ur underwear or something i guess

 

That is what I do.

 

Yep^^ "pre-party"

 

pre game

yea, drink a bit beforehand and than maybe buy 1 or 2 drinks while ur there to keep ur buzz going. that way you dont spend 50 dollars on alcohol for yourself

 

I have seen those tiny bottles of different things at Beverages and more. You could easily sneak in a few of those.

 

bev mo



those little things are cute. i remember drinking one in a car a few weeks ago. idk how i got it though

 

Mmmm hmmmm I believe you

 

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I dont think OP is going to ever respond to any of this

 

You guys didn't give any original ideas... I can't bring bottles if all my clothes are tight

 

Sometimes, you get what you pay for a Hip Forums.

 

Well what do you want us to say? Stick one in the vagayjay and walk in? Just drink before you go in.

 

yea for real if you already have the alcohol to sneak in, just drink it before you go in

its not like your only drunk for half an hour

 

Brilliant!!

 

Fill a large, plastic bag with alcohol. If you do not completely fill it up you can easily hide it underneath your clothes.

 

i really don't see any option besides an alcohol-filled tube inside the vagina.

 

lose weight and pretty yourself up ..then rub on all the rich looking guys


no more worries for drinks they should be coming free after that

 

^ he said it not me

 

My guess is op is a minor.

In which case her options are:

Liquor filled vagina tube
Pre game
Carry a purse or wear appropriate smuggling clothes

A little critical thinking can go a long way