The New What Would You Do If Game

Go about my day.

What would you do if there were no holidays

 

work 6 extra days a year

wwydi there were no toys

 

Park somewhere else and wait a more opportune time in the future to claim the spot.

What would you do if you had no car

 

Play with myself if toying around is allowed

What would you do if you couldn't play

 

work

wwydi you were a slave back in the 1700's but your master had no gun and didnt have you chained up?

 

Run like Hell!

wwydi if you were a slave owner back in the 1700's but your had no gun and didnt have your slave chained up and he/she ran like hell?

 

grab a roap jump on my horse and go tie him up and make an example to all the others in the field....either that or free them all and give them a living wage. you say potato i say tomato.


wwydi they made a movie about your life without ever talking to you about it?

 

hope they get a really sext actress to play my part, and look forward to the royalties


wwydi, the book wrote about you, was a major hit, and you didn't have any say in it?

 

if it was a best seller i would enjoy the royalties if it was barely sold i would get on a soapbox complaining about it and hope enough people saw it for it to become a best seller.

wwydi you woke up tomorrow and couldnt hear anymore?

 

I would say, another quiet day...

wwydi you woke to find a strange male/female in your bed still sleeping?

 

wake em up and kick em out.

wwydi all you could hear was pink floyd songs?

 

Think I was in heaven

wwydi you found an envelope with a thousand bucks peeping out the end on your door mat...no letter just addressed to a neighbour?

 

Take it to my neighbours house.

WWYD if you knew someone was lying to you but it's not something you can confront them about?

 

well that depends on why i cant confront them.


wwydi you ran out of drinks and the party is in full swing and everyone is too drunk to drive. and the closest store is a mile away?

 

Hmmm well I would be tempted to walk the mile but by the time I walked there and back I wouldn't be into the full swing of the party so I would probably just enjoy the rest of the party without another drink.

WWYD if you felt depressed at the same time every year but it resolves quickly?

 

what would you do if ur screen turned black and text started flying down the screen, every so often you see a glimpse of 'i see u' but u can't really read it cuz its going so fast

then right before it crashes it says "I hAvE an eYe" .. then it deadlocks

 

You have to answer a question before you can ask one.

 

then i suppose i would answer a question

 

WWYD if you felt depressed at the same time every year but it resolves quickly?

Deck the boat with boughs of bu-ud, fa la la la la, la la la la.

WWYD if you stepped through a time portal into ancient Egypt and couldn't come back?

 

spread what little knowledge i have with the world.....if i could get the language down.

wwydi you needed to move something in your house and you cant do it without the help of more people than live in the house?