The New What Would You Do If Game

I would explain to him quite calmly that i had not got time to talk at the moment because "the voices " said that I have to go and clean all my Guns right away !


WWYDI the only way you could get off with a parking ticket was to kiss the meter guy ?

 

I'd set Lofty & Waddles on him!

[this is Lofty & Waddles....fearsome,eh?]


WWYDI that picture hadn't come out?

 

Well I wouldn't do anything but I would be wondering who or what Lofty and Waddles were.

WWYD if you picked up something in the supermarket and the contents spilled out everywhere?

 

Say oops!, do you have a cloth?

Wwydi...the nun walking in front of you, broke her roseries?

 

pretend to slip and fall on the beads ! Then put a claim in Lol

WWYDI you were in a fancy restaurant and found a caterpillar on your lettuce ?

 

Return the meal

WWYD if you were in a fancy restaurant and found half a caterpillar in your lettuce?

 

hope the other half was in the kitchen ! I would get them to look for it

WWYDI you lived on an island and got banned from the only pub ?

 

Wallow in the sea and scream "WHY POSEIDON?!? WHY HAVE YOU CURSED ME!"

WWYDI you were a crazy rich eccentric with unlimited resources?

 

Spend, spend spend, dance, sing, travel...get a new fridge freezer, grrrrr
Eat better food..buy an island...ermmm etc, etc etc..

Wwydi...a rich woman, offered you 1million to spend a week on her island as her sex toy? You can all answer this if you want...lololol

 

Hold out for TWO million.


WWYDI that rich,sex-crazed woman with her own island was morrow?

 

Hold out for two million in antique gold coin.

What would you do if she met your price and threw in a bonus?

 

Bang her bandy-with a smile!


[are you going to let on to her I said that?]

 

No never She will have to find out for herself

How low would you sink (morally) for your fantasy shag ?

And that is a WWYDI

 

Its best left as a fantacy..lol, he may never forgive me

wwydi...you got a huge boil on your manhood/clit?

 

I would think " Where did this clit come from " !

WWYDI you grew a willy ( for a lady obviously ) ?

 

I would say..yippee, now I have my very own..lol

wwydi...you came across a person, that was your double?

 

I'd say "What side of the road do you drive on?"


wwydi the choice was between love & money?

 

that's a difficult one for me ! Love is the most important thing in the world , But I use money ? I don't love money but I love love :love:


WWYDI once in a while what I said made sense (not today though ) ?

 

I'd know someone had nicked your computer,Mally!



wwydi you had the chance to bring back Grammar Schools?

 

I would do it...but my reasons might not make sence..
It gave a few working class oids a head up...a chance to do what they would never do in a comp..
Sorry if im wrong to you..but, hey ho!

Wwydi...you learned your exam results were marked wrong, and you could have gotten that place after all....buuuut, its too late?