The New What Would You Do If Game

I would take your word for it.

What would you do if your neighbors dog would not stop barking?

 

Bark back at the fucker ! and growl

WWYDI you had a ticket to see the rolling stones but could not get off work ?

 

30 years ago I would have called in sick to work. Now, I would sell the tickets.

What would you do if Mick Jagger banged on your windshield at a stoplight and asked you to get out because he needed you car for an emergency.?

 

Say no but I could take him where he wants to go.

WWYDI some people were continuously unprofessional at work?

 

Tell them that they should straighten up.

Wwydi a a dog peed on your shoe?

 

buy a lucky ticket

wwyd if a seagull flew inta your bedroom ?

 

That's easy I would ask it what it had seen all round the world

WWYD if you could not speak seagull ?

 

Stamp at it, then through a fish out the window


Wwydi...your friend arrived, and they were totaly wrecked!

 

Make them a drink and then listen.

Wwydi someone accidentally texted your phone by accident, trying to make a drug deal?

 

ask what they were selling and how much

wwyd if someone you really liked came on to you but you didn't fancy them ?

 

That's a tough one...Luckily I don't have to worry about someone coming on to me. If by chance it did happen, I would tell them that I don't want to take a chance on ruining our friendship, or maybe that a was in another relationship. Depends on the circumstances.

Wwydi a total stranger offered you double your weekly salary to sleep on your couch at night for 6 months...No questions asked?

 

No way! For nothing..

Wwydi...you found a diamond ring, and your wife/partner found it on you?

 

That's a tough one. I f they thought it was a gift for them, I'd say that I needed to get a prong fixed then get a new one just like it. If they thought it was someone else's, I would duck as i ran out the door, then take a lie detector test to prove my innocence. If they merely though that I found it, I would be safe.

Wwydi you knew that a friend took something from you without asking?

 

Confront them, they wouldn't be my friend anymore.

WWYDI someone tried to give you money but you knew the situation was ethically wrong...nobody is around to see.

 

that has actually happened to me ! only love can buy Mally

WWYDI i was telling the truth ?

 

Totaly believe you...lol

Wwydi...it turns out im a man?

 

Be glad i never got the chance to visit you.

Wwydi you suddenly woke up and it was today again?

 

I'd do it all over again differently. Literally. I had to go to sleep early and wake up at 12 AM so I took a sleeping pill. Looks like I only made one post after I took it...my last post in this thread, which makes no sense at all.

Wwydi if you were at a sober and very important event and you accidentally burped loudly while yawning?

 

I would hope someone opposite me would fart while coughing , Take the heat off me and at the same time introduce a bit of jollity !

WWYDI you met someone in a shop and were having a right moan about a certain person only to find out that the person you were talking to was their brother/sister ?

 

Lol for your answer!

I would apologize and then craw under a rock - literally.

What would you do if a door to door salesperson stuck their foot in your door as your tried to close it?