The New What Would You Do If Game

Shut down the government before they put taxes on it!
WWYD if you were attacked by 20 five year olds?

 

surrender ha! ha!

WWYD if a gorrilla chased ya ?

 

I'd stab that bitch
What would ya do if a cop told u he was gonna arrest u if u didn't get on ur knees and suck his cock?

 

get arrested

what would you do if you dropped $5 in the toilet?

 

flush it:toilet:

WWYD if there was no trees ?

 

Plant some


WWYD if your ship was trapped in the ice?

 

Get out the Whisky

WWYD if you went on a Blind date - only to find the person you were set up with, was your parent?

 

Say "Good grief ... you never told me you were old enough to be my mother!"

WWYD if you went on a blind date ... and they turned up with a guide dog?

 

Date the dog...oh god, should i post this real funn joke...oh ok, hang on

So funny...see a peek behind the scenes lol

 

There ya go ... you heard it here first.

Morrow will even go out with a real dog!

 

Haha...saying nothing now...me rums talking for me, lmao

 

WWYDI the previous poster hadn't offered you a conundrum?

 

Say, ahh she my mate, i will not make a fuus...
Ok, what would you do if your friend was making a plilick of he self,

Your turn lol

 

Look up plilick in the dictionary.


WWYDI the alcohol ran out?

 

Go to bed
Are you sober becks?

 

WWYDI I wasn't?

 

Offer you coffee or tea.

What would you do if at midnight it actually changed to 1914?

 

Go to the New Year's Day hunt and hope to bump into Siegfried Sassoon

(Anyone know which hunt he followed???)



WWYDI they reintroduced National Service?

 

I think I am way to old for them to want me for anything.

What would you do if a fire truck pulled up in front of your house?

 

Hope that they had the wrong address.

What would you do if you lived in a zoo?