The New What Would You Do If Game

WWYD if everyone had xray eyes?

 

They'd see how much money & drugs you have & drool over your naughty bits.

WWYD if aliens landed on earth?

 

say hello

WWYD if you woke up an there was two aliens lookin' down at ya ?

 

ay hello

wwydi you were in Japan during the earthquake?

 

the best i could to survive and help others

WWYD if there was no more beaches ?

 

cry cos I can't look at the peaches :bigcry:

wwyd if you discovered your boss was a lizard?

 

introduce him ta my dinasaur if he won't give me a rise. ha! ha!

WWYD if your boss was a rattler ?

 

tell him i was a bald eagle!

wwyd if a ninja snuck into your room and threw a stapler at you?

 

staple him ta the wall

wwyd if a crocodile got ya ?

 

probably cry

wwydi you found the camera i put in your bedroom

 

give it to my brothers to give it back to you.ouch! ha! ha!

wwyd if i put a bear in your room ?

 

I'd call the police than ask you how the f**k you managed it!

wwyd if the local cats started talking to you in english but nobody else mentioned it?

 

tell the dogs on them

wwyd if a cat eat your dinner ?

 

Cook something else ... I'm totally practical, ya know?

WWYDI the cat really DID get your tongue?

 

ask them whats butthurt

wwyd if the cat came back an got your tongue again ?

 

tell my dog to lick her ears so cat would get distracted and let go of my tongue

wwydi you could not get out of a two week nightmare?

 

dump her!

wwyd if the sun failed to come up..

 

light the world up with a smile

wwyd if the sun never went down ?

 

Be grateful that my faith does not require me to observe Ramadan.


WWYDI it snowed for the next 40 days and 40 nights?

 

build 80 snowmen

WWYD if it rained icecream ?