Who's masturbating right now!?

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by ak7242, Nov 27, 2012.

  1. ak7242

    ak7242 Member

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    Come on... admit it :p haha
     
  2. War John

    War John Member

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    not me :)
     
  3. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i would assume nobody that's typing replies on an internet forum. one kind of gets in the way of the other.
     
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  4. PineMan

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    Participating in forums tends to involved both hands - at least one hand to scroll through the postings (the dominant hand, at that), and both hands if it comes to posting a reply, so to be realistic about it, you can only masturbate properly before or after reading the forums.
     
  5. walkingxshadow

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    you only need one hand to type...;] im wanking it and posting
     
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  6. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    yeah, but you need your brain to masturbate. and i don't see how you could get off while thinking "there's the H, E is all the way over here, back to the other side for those two Ls, oh thank god the O is right there; my arm's getting tired from going back and forth. now the quotation marks... dammit, it's really hard to hit shift and another button with just one hand while the other hand is...OH... OHMYGOD.... I'M CUMMING ALL OVER MY MOUSE!!!!"
     
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  7. timekeeper101

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    I would assume that somebody, somewhere in the world is probably masturbating right now.
     
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  8. brn2run

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    I have cum once today and there will probably be another batch of seed
    blasted into a tissue before nightfall.

    Sounds romantic huh?
     
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  9. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    Haven't you ever heard of Dragon?

    C/S,
    Rev J
     
  10. kairilove

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    :cheers2:

    Pure genius!
     
  11. timekeeper101

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    I have plans to later.
     
  12. cbcrazy

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    Getting hard right now.
     
  13. mi.mann46

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    The thought of masturbating with or along with others is a turn-on for me. What do people think about while masturbating is an interesting thing too. i just shot a load thinking of my nude SIL, it was intense! A 7 roper that shot over 8 feet across the room.
     
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  14. Lady-Lover

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    I just had early morning sex, so no need to wank now.
     
  15. timekeeper101

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    Raises (left) hand.
     
  16. xos

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    I am
     
  17. MrAvg

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    Planning on nailing my wife in about 45 minutes., no need to take matters into my own hands.
     
  18. Londongirly

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    I am riding my dildo right now naked in my bed I'm fucking horny and it feels great
     
  19. Sparky123x

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    I am. I want to get really horny but I cant! Need help
     
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  20. Sparky123x

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    Sounds great! I cant, I dont have a dildo so i can only finger myself which am getting boring now:/ I need to get REAL horny!!
     
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