Posted September 07 2012 - 08:25 PM
1. Identify the source of the prevous quote
2. Leave an uncited quote for the next person
First Quote (starting out with an easy one...should be required knowledge before being allowed to browse this Forum, let alone this thread):
"...Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits... and Tit''s doesn't even belong on the list!"
Posted September 07 2012 - 09:46 PM
You should never break up when your camping because when you storm out of the tent you cant slam the flap.
Posted September 15 2012 - 06:16 PM
I didn't know of the 'tent flap' bit, but a little searhing seems to attribute this to a Mitch Hedberg.
"It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses... Hit it."
Posted September 19 2012 - 05:53 PM
"Hold on a second. I'm gonna go over there and look in the telescope with this girl with the big titties."