Disposing of a dead body

Discussion in 'Mind Games' started by broony, Sep 6, 2012.

  1. ScrubPuppy

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    I think it all depends on whether or not you will be a suspect. If you have no connection with the victim, and you have a solid alibi, you can probably leave it where you dropped it. The problems arise once you become a person of interest. Then you have to start answering questions and accounting for your whereabouts. Lord help you if the victim dies on your premises, or there is a witness to the crime. Then you are truly screwed.
     
  2. Monkey Boy

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    wood chipper...Fargo style.

    Then mix it with concrete and pour a foundation.
     
  3. celebrating

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    yeah, but pigs won't eat the bones.
     
  4. celebrating

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    But dogs love them
     
  5. Mattekat

    Mattekat Ice Queen of The North

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    Pug it in the trunk of my enemy's car with a bomb attached. It will be a bomb timed to explode a few seconds after my enemy opens the trunk, so he has time to be horrified before he also dies. Muahahaha!
     
  6. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    I think if I found a body today I wouldn't want to throw it away even if I had killed it. I'd throw it in the shower give it a wash, clothe it and have a homie to spend some time with. We could rent a movie just chill and relax because I found the body and I sure as hell do need a buddy. I'm lonely and I could use this homie. Every since I got out, stress has been on me. I just, I just don't want to be alone anymore..
     
  7. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Hang it in the shed and use it for practicing your boxing skills.
     
  8. celebrating

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    You could leave it in The Vatican, and visit it once in a while, they won't even notice.....they might even think it is His Holiness The Pope....
     
  9. AceK

    AceK Scientia Potentia Est

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-MaiZxyvzk
     
  10. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    OHHH hey y'all hey y'all. I like this song. :)
    Good old abk and his lisp. :D
     
  11. celebrating

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    Send the dead body by plane special delivery to the leader of North Korea,
    as a gift for his dogs.
     
  12. SpiralOddDuck

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    There's rats. Mine shafts. If you chose rats you ought to pull out the teeth and dispose of them somewhere else before you let the rodents have at it. There's always freezing the victim to obfuscate their time of death. If you live near a beach, you could always dispose of it in the ocean. Better to cut open the stomach first. Fishies get rid of the rest.

    Happy hunting!
     
  13. magickman

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    Use pulleys to pull them up in the trees in the woods.
    Then let the buzzards eat them. When the bones fall down, the coyotes will make a good meal of what's left. They will drag their pieces away to finish them.
     

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