Disposing of a dead body

Discussion in 'Mind Games' started by broony, Sep 6, 2012.

  1. ToFunToDie

    ToFunToDie Senior Member

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    Feed it to hogs... They can digest the bones.
     
  2. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    Take it to the stables, and bury it in the dung heap ...
     
  3. Mike Suicide

    Mike Suicide Sweet and Tender Hooligan

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    the desert is big place and you can bury a lot with a shovel
     
  4. jaredfelix

    jaredfelix Namaste ॐ

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  5. Themrjackman12

    Themrjackman12 Member

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    Cement blocks to the ankles annddddd overboard
     
  6. broony

    broony Banned

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    cut the body so the blood runs out.. then feed it to the sharks..
     
  7. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    Weld a nice cube together, drill in some 20-30mm holes. Dismember corpse and put inside cube. Tack weld the lid on. Drop cube in ocean. Crayfish consume.
     
  8. Mothman

    Mothman Senior Member

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    ^^^this
     
  9. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    don't do it broony! :rofl:
     
  10. Ranger

    Ranger Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    in our local desert we have hogs that will not only dispose of bodies, but create them :devil:.....javelina
     
  11. Desos

    Desos Senior Member

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    first i would travel atleast 800 miles across the contry to do my business, so i am far from home and where the crime happened. maybe i could reduce it to bones before the trip to reduce risk of getting pulled over if it wasn't too sketchy of a process. i would get rid of the flesh. some people had some pretty good ideas about burning it up in lye. then you could find a wood grinder or something and grind up the bones. once they are really ground up then do a full cleaning on the machine that i used, and put all the ground up bones in a small grave way off the path.

    even, scatter the ground up bones so that all anyone will ever find is a small bone fragment. just looks like a rock.
     
  12. celebrating

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    Take him to a hospital
     
  13. Monkey Boy

    Monkey Boy Senior Member

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    I would dehydrate the body in a kiln and dress it up as a scarecrow for my garden.
     
  14. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    woodchipper

    i bought one last week :)
     
  15. broony

    broony Banned

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    piranhas...
     
  16. meeses

    meeses Member

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    Drop the body in an old mine shaft..... it'll never be recovered and animals can't get to it to scatter bones everywhere
     
  17. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    of course, the best way would be to use a woodchipper that you don't own..
     
  18. falconer

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    Bury it between farm fields, in a fence row or tree line. Make sure the fields are far from developments, and make sure to either cover the body with rocks or concrete, otherwise rain mat expose the body or animals may dig it up. Folks used to drive out from chicago to do it this way. Ive seen it done from a distance.
    well... ive seen something wrapped in what appeared to be blankets get buried this way...
     
  19. broony

    broony Banned

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    sell it on the black market for medical research.
     
  20. buzzgunner

    buzzgunner 180 grains of diplomacy Lifetime Supporter

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    Yup, quickest, cheapest method available.
     

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