Disposing of a dead body

Discussion in 'Mind Games' started by broony, Sep 6, 2012.

  1. broony

    broony Banned

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    So whats the best way to get rid of a dead human body?

    Im not talking about a funeral....

    Lets say something happened and someone was killed, and you gotta get rid of them....fast....quietly....unnoticed...

    I would say you have to put it into a oil barrel, fill it with some gas and burn it. Then any remains you would dump into a giant hole in the ground, hopefully in a place where nobody would dig for 80+ years...by that time if they find anything by then, it wouldn't matter because now your dead...
     
  2. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    i would just hop on the 5 north and go out to the middle of no where and dispose of it :)
     
  3. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    throw em down the embankment behind my house
     
  4. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    No one likes barbeque any more?
     
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  5. Silent_Bob92

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    throw it in the middle of an ocean
     
  6. Marebare

    Marebare Member

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    you got the oil barrel part right

    put the body in and fill it with acid in the strongest form you can get your hands on....

    store the barrel somewhere where no one will look for it (I'd bury it) wait a long time - not sure if you'd need to ever open it -

    just be sure to bury it where no one will dig it up.


    and remember:

    I friend will help you move,

    A good friend with help you move a body.
     
  7. deleted

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    hole, quick lime.. the end..
     
  8. Marebare

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    Do you know anybody who keeps pigs? Pigs are good at body disposal.
     
  9. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    A friend drove a truck and picked up garbage off of the offshore boats and brought them to disposal facilities.

    We always joked about disposing of bodies with that trash. The bags are huge and thick with all kinds of garbage could never tell a dead body was in it then it gets to the disposal facility where it gets cooked for an hour then crushed and off to the landfill :)

    Those aren't public landfills either. They are secured where people can't get into them cause of the kind of trash that comes off of those ships.
     
  10. Shivaya

    Shivaya Y'a rien de trop beau pour la classe ouvrière.

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    First of all I would make sure to wear a condom for the sex so that the body couldnt be traced back to me with my fluids.

    After that I would probably make cement shoes and throw the body over the bridge.
     
  11. Tyrsonswood

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    Look on Craig's List for a body disposal service.... Hell, Craig's List has everything else.
     
  12. Spectacles

    Spectacles My life is a tapestry Lifetime Supporter

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  13. Ranger

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    :devil:First I would need a body. Are you busy?

    In my old country we had great white sharks. Jus await an outgoing tide.
    Here in my new country we have many many mine shafts.
    Come I'll show you how..
     
  14. FlyingFly

    FlyingFly Dickens

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  15. Ranger

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    How much do you need to eat to make it go away?
     
  16. FlyingFly

    FlyingFly Dickens

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    you need to cover it with blotters
     
  17. desert-rat

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    Put the body in an old car and tow it on the free way . Leave it with the hood up and flat tires . The cops dont stop to help any one any more . desert rat
     
  18. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    why bother disposing of it? all you need is a pair of sunglasses..

    [​IMG]
     
  19. desert-rat

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    There was this lady that tried to get a dead person on a plane , to be burried in there home
    country . She did not want to pay extra it cost to ship him in a coffin . As I remember he died of natural causes , but I think it is illegal to sneek a dead person on a plane . desert rat
     
  20. Ranger

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    Did she pay two fares?
     

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