Songs about masturbation and sex?

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  1. chad1985

    chad1985 Member

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    What songs do you know of that have to do with masturbation or sex? There are lots out there.

    The first masturbation song that comes to mind is "She Bop" by Cindy Lauper. I love how it's from a woman's perspective!

    As far as sex songs, let's see, top of mind songs are "Me So Horny" by 2 Live Crew and "Humpty Dance" by Digital Underground.

    Oh, I can't forget "Cameltoe" by Fanny Pack. It was about women's pussy lips showing through their clothing. Fucking funny as hell. Check it out on youtube if you haven't heard of it. Wasn't a huge hit.
     
  2. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    most songs are about sex.
     
  3. nz male

    nz male Senior Member

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    Sex on the beach by (?), trench man Billie ( JUDGE DREAD), Hot child in the city.

    Trench man Billie had a 6 foot willie & he showed it to the girl next door.
    But when she saw it's size , she slambed it in the door & now it's only 3 foot four.
     
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    Pictures of Lilly by the Who! Great old and kind of sweet song about a boy and his pin-up picture.
     
  5. chad1985

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    I LOVE "Pictures of Lilly"!!!!!!
     
  6. ManyInterests

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    Me too!

    I Used To Wake Up In The Morning
    I Used To Feel So Bad
    I Got So Sick Of Having Sleepless Nights
    I Went And Told My Dad

    He Said, 'Son Now Here's Some Little Something'
    And Stuck Them On My Wall
    And Now My Nights Ain't Quite So Lonely
    In Fact I, I Don't Feel Bad At All

    Pictures Of Lily Made My Life So Wonderful
    Pictures Of Lily Helped Me Sleep At Night
    Pitcures Of Lily Solved My Childhood Problems
    Pictures Of Lily Helped Me Feel Alright

    Pictures Of Lily
    Lily, Oh Lily
    Lily, Oh Lily
    Pictures Of Lily

    And Then One Day Things Weren't Quite So Fine
    I Fell In Love With Lily
    I Asked My Dad Where Lily I Could Find
    He Said, 'Son, Now Don't Be Silly'

    'She's Been Dead Since 1929'
    Oh, How I Cried That Night
    If Only I'd Been Born In Lily's Time
    It Would Have Been Alright

    Pictures Of Lily Made My Life So Wonderful
    Pictures Of Lily Helped Me Sleep At Night

    For Me And Lily Are Together In My Dreams
    And I Ask You, 'Hey Mister, Have You Ever Seen'
    'Pictures Of Lily?'
     
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    Off Spring Pretty Fly for a white guy!

    Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
    Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
    Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
    And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy

    :sunny:
     
  8. autophobe2e

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cveZR4e91kU&feature=relmfu"]Armstrong & Miller - Knocking Out A Crafty One - YouTube

    and my favourite:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YdQBkxf4kU"]Blister in the Sun - Violent Femmes - Lyrics - YouTube
     
  9. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeZhkjN0Yio"]gg allin - i wanna fuck myself - YouTube

    Stay Brown,
    Rev J
     
  10. chad1985

    chad1985 Member

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    Love that song also. The video is hilarious!
     
  12. pensfan13

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    There are a few by greenday. Im pretty sure longview is one.
    I touch myself, not sure but if I had to guess I would say that was the deviynles

    There are so many songs about sex that it isnt worth mentioning.
     
  13. sammiewammie

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    sex song: discovery channel, e=mc vagina
    masturbation song: juicy pen
     
  14. chad1985

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    Yep, the Divinyls did "I Touch Myself". Green Day has a bunch, "Longview" and "Basket Case" (I went to a shrink To analyze my dreams She says it's lack of sex That's bringing me down I went to a whore He said my life's a bore So quit my whining cause It's bringing her down)

    Just remembered another oldie, Berlin "Sex (I'm A Man)". I just watched the video for the first time and it's really cheesy like other 80's videos. Song is really good though and stands the test of time!
     
  15. chad1985

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    And who could forget King Missile "Detachable Penis"
     
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    Do'h. That should have been the first one anyone thinks of.
     
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nilKnYBwtAg"]Buzzcocks- Orgasm Addict LYRICS - YouTube
     
  18. chad1985

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    Oh yeah, there's also Animotion "Obsession".

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIs5StN8J-0"]Animotion - Obsession - YouTube
     
  19. chad1985

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    tons of songs about sex, but masturbation songs are harder to find. A couple of more came to mind:

    Beach Boys - Good Vibrations

    Anita Ward - Ring My Bell (from the disco era!)
     
  20. LivinAFantasy

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    Is the Pussy still good to ya- BWP
     

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