Mother Nature is a Dirty Rotten Hateful Kunt!

Damn it, it's been so fucking hot I cant stand it.

Allergy's worse than ever, started 3 weeks early.

Too hot to sleep, sounds like there's a dozen different birds fighting in my window at 5 o'clock every miserable morning.

Insects! I've seen bugs I've never seen before in my life.

I can't step outside for more than 5 fuck me seconds before some asshole evil flies or yellow jackets start dive bombing my head.

I can't get mail without fighting off huge spiders.

Hell knows what kind of animal has been tearing my garbage apart every night.

Fuck nature! I want to kill everything with bleach, concrete and pave over every square inch of my land, and build an underground bunker to hold up in.

 

Hey man. Respect the world around you. I'm not joking.

 

Shouldn't this go in the Whiners forum?

 

I'm loving the heat, but I hear you on the allergies

Ready to rip my face off

 

Same here brother i'm sick of running my electric bill up due to a/c

 

sorry you're having such a hard time bro.

mother nature can be ugly at times, but overall, profoundly beautiful.

block your windows with a light colored curtain or a towel. the more light you keep out during the day, the cooler it will be a night.

that or get an ac

 

I've noticed there are more insects this year. I should build a couple of bat houses to attract some natural exterminators.

 

The fact most of those are plaguing you are because people are paving everything over. Trees act like giant geothermal coolers.
Take cold showers! When you go to get in them you freeze your ass off but that helps to effectively cool down both your internal temp and your mental perception of excessive heat.

 

The yellow jackets really set off my rant. They are fucking out of control. They constantly attack nonstop. We tried to go for a nice evening walk on the lake and had to run about 4 blocks back to the car. They are crazy VISCOUS! All I can think of is "The Happening", mother nature wants me DEAD. I got hives and welts all over me... If I didn't know better I'd say the plants were conspiring to drive me crazy.

We got nothing on nature, we can irradiate this whole planet and about the only species we'd kill off is ourselves. The worlds most miserable insects and rodents will be partying on our corpses.

 

Supposed be 105 and the heat index at 115

 

Welcome to Earth.