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#1 quickshot

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Posted June 15 2012 - 05:52 PM

Would love to hear some idea's!!! Have some of my own :)

#2 I'minmyunderwear

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Posted June 15 2012 - 06:08 PM

lotion.

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Posted June 15 2012 - 06:11 PM

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Posted June 15 2012 - 06:15 PM

I heard two ziplock bags tired together to make a make shift pussy , i dunno never tried it before

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Posted June 15 2012 - 06:17 PM

i like to cook a roast from the inside out !

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Posted June 15 2012 - 06:28 PM

Olive oil. Smells good too!
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Posted June 15 2012 - 08:23 PM

I heard two ziplock bags tired together to make a make shift pussy , i dunno never tried it before

I like using salad dressing bottles!! If to tight??? poke hole in side of bottle!!! Will help for your cock to slide into!!! :sunny:

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Posted June 16 2012 - 02:20 AM

My hand. Sometimes the gf's hand/mouth/ass/pussy.

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Posted June 16 2012 - 05:16 AM

[quote name='FunHogg']My hand. Sometimes the gf's hand/mouth/ass/pussy.[/QUOTE OH COME ON,,NO TIT'S ?

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Posted June 16 2012 - 01:34 PM

I've used everything from oil to eggs. Oatmeal is nice and slimy too. Just don't use chunky peanut butter

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Posted June 16 2012 - 01:52 PM

oh thats nasty..


 

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Posted June 16 2012 - 02:18 PM

"A nickels worth of beefsteak and a dimes worth of lard." (from an old blues song)

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Posted June 16 2012 - 03:25 PM

"A nickels worth of beefsteak and a dimes worth of lard." (from an old blues song)


Lol good one


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Posted June 16 2012 - 04:58 PM

Overly cooking oil does the trick every time. Ladies say my dick taste like chicken, finger lickin good.

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Posted June 16 2012 - 06:47 PM

cucumber........you can hollow out center and go to town. Ive only done it once and it was ok, nothing amazing. That was when I was in my early teens tho

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Posted June 17 2012 - 12:07 AM

cucumber........you can hollow out center and go to town. Ive only done it once and it was ok, nothing amazing. That was when I was in my early teens tho


What were you thinking when you were hollowing out the cucumber ?
Yer I'm gonna fuck you good you dirty cucumber ! Lol


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Posted June 17 2012 - 06:25 AM

Just to let know??? flex hose from a vacuum!!! cut it long enough to be able to put the hose between two pillows or or between box spring and matteress The cock fits nice and snug:)Put some lotion on your cock,, You can stuff a washclothe at the other end of the hose to give you more of a tighter fit as your sliding your hard cock in and out of the hose!!!!! OOOH what a feeling!! and easy to clean up!!! Just run hot water thru the hose,,get a dish towel and slide it back and forth getting cum and lotion from inside the hose!!! Then put away till ready to cum again!! Give it a try??? and hope you enjoy as much as i do!!!!!

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Posted June 17 2012 - 06:57 AM

For the penis, the viscosity of lotion is too low, solid creams are too viscous. Blend the two.
Stay with hypoallergenic, unperfumed products, less chance of irritation.
Not cheap, but K-Y jelly can keep a couple lubed far longer than natural fluids alone.

If you have a partner, use massage oils on one another from the shoulders-down first. Sex starts with the whole body, celebrates the genitals and returns to the entire body.
The oils make massage much more effective and stimulating than simply touching one another's skin with dry hands, but then shower (together?) to remove the oils, dry off and return to bed for more conventional love-making.

If your partner is not around, most of this still applies, just be as good to yourself as she would.
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