Discussion in 'Humor' started by Justin_Hale, May 10, 2012.
Hi, I am writing a phone book, can I have your number? Got some wood for my beaver tonight.
Girl, I would love to lick your belly button, from the inside....;-)
I'm bisexual, you need to BUY me a few drinks for us to get sexual.
If I lick my eyebrows in front of you, will things go as I hope?.....;-)
There are 206 bones in the human body. Do you want one more?
Do you want your children to look like you and me?
If you don't fancy the other party you can answer: No, just like me
My therapist says im healthy enough to date. Let's have a romp in the hay.
And what can I do to you,,, I mean for you?
Beauty is an art, art is a bang, beautiful I want to bang you
I need to find my Epinephrine because babe, you send me right into Anaphylactic Shock Hotwater
Separate names with a comma.