Your pick up line is?... (part two)

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Justin_Hale, May 10, 2012.

  1. Sallysmart

    Sallysmart Raynstorm Serenade

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    Hi, I am writing a phone book, can I have your number?

    Got some wood for my beaver tonight.
     
  2. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Girl, I would love to lick your belly button, from the inside....;-)
     
  3. Sallysmart

    Sallysmart Raynstorm Serenade

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    I'm bisexual, you need to BUY me a few drinks for us to get sexual.
     
  4. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    If I lick my eyebrows in front of you, will things go as I hope?.....;-)
     
  5. Justin_Hale

    Justin_Hale ( •_•)⌐■-■ ...(⌐■_■)

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    There are 206 bones in the human body.

    Do you want one more? :D
     
  6. Sallysmart

    Sallysmart Raynstorm Serenade

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    Do you want your children to look like you and me?
     
  7. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    If you don't fancy the other party you can answer: No, just like me :p
     
  8. Jeff Doe

    Jeff Doe Member

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    My therapist says im healthy enough to date. Let's have a romp in the hay.
     
  9. Sallysmart

    Sallysmart Raynstorm Serenade

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    And what can I do to you,,, I mean for you?
     
  10. xXKittyxCrusaderXx

    xXKittyxCrusaderXx Member

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    Beauty is an art, art is a bang, beautiful I want to bang you
     
  11. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I need to find my Epinephrine because babe, you send me right into Anaphylactic Shock


    Hotwater
     

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