Your pick up line is?... (part two)

if your gonna kill me and put me in a barrel atleast make it pink, I'm looking at you maddydigs.

 

If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?....;-)

 

I want to do to you what Mit Romney does to poor People.

 

You are what you eat, and tonight I want to be YOU.....;-)

 

Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven, because you seriously look ugly.

 

I am pretty good with math. U + I = 69......;-)

 

Surely we went to the same School together. I'm positive we met somewhere.

 

You make me want to have an affair....;-)

 

Ive a ladder in my stocking! Wanna climb it?

 

R U a beaver, cus dam!

 

Hey babe! Im an addict! Can I get hooked on your pussy?

 

Isn't it time for your tongue bath lady? ;-)

 

Roses are red
violets are blue
this is a knife
now get in the back of the fuckin van

 

Do me,,, I mean do me a favor (insert action requested here like Pass the peanuts, at a bar)

I had one tossed at me a few times,,, (I have blue eyes)
"I like your big brown eyes",,, mine to that was "Look up, they are blue you Tit!"

 

oh you rotter sally!

 

Ha ha.
I had a few good returns and when a guy would say something like "So sex is out of the question,,," I would say "not at all if you have a fat wallet"

 

like your sense of humour!:2thumbsup:

 

Thanks
I could be stone fuckin ugly and people would like me for my humor. Peeps tell me all the time I should have been a stand up comedian. Would have loved to but the first time I stood in front of a camera for a speech course I had to take as part of my training I was ok first few mins, then the knees started to shake.
We had to grade our selves off the videos later,,, I failed me so bad it prit near tossed my whole course out the window. Never could I stand up to instruct or perform. Give me one or two peeps in a casual setting and I could train anyone as I had to do for years. Give me a living room full of friends and I can make peeps fall off a couch. I just love to laugh.

 

laughing is great, by the way, humour is spelt humour not humor,i better run now before you slap me

 

Git over here,,,,