Your pick up line is?... (part two)

(*^▽^*) Wanna go get pizza and fuck. Works every time.

 

Are your parents retarded? Because your special.

 

Hey buddy, I know that it takes two pounds of pressure to rip a man's nads off. Wanna get naked and find out what else I know?

 

Would you twerk in the nude for me?....;-)

 

Maybe is that a challenge!

 

I think that, between my car trunk and your knowledge of exactly what it takes to rip a man's nads off, no one is going to approach us with a ten-foot pole. We blew it big time. I knew it was a mistake to come into this thread.

 

There is something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

 

Hey now don't say that not all of us like it gentle. I know I've still got it.:2thumbsup:

 

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.....

 

Person stumbles...I know I'm captivating but you don't have to fall for me.

 

"I've fallen and I can't get up!"

it works about half the time, when it doesn't I have to struggle to get back on my feet all alone.

 

How do you like your eggs in the morning,fertilized or unfertilized?....;-)

 

i don't know how to say this, but i'm kind of a big deal. my apartment smells of rich mahogany. i have many leather bound books. i wanna be on you?

 

I only have a few hours to live. Please do not let me die a virgin.

 

Do you come here often, because I am about to come here right now! ;-)

 

a line of coke

 

"Hi, my name is so and so. does this smell like chloroform?"

 

Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer to have your Money up front?