I wish I was a double stranded helix, so I could unzip your genes! I mainly only hit on nerds... :leaving:
Wow. I'm impressed. I'd have a hard time saying no to some of those. I've never been impressed with lines before. Have any of you really ever used those?
Yeah, I've tried the one in Farmout's last post on a girl once, but apparently she was into kicking guys in the balls without asking them if that's the kind of thing they like. She should have been more forthright with me. Very presumptuous on her part.
Well, I tell her that I hurt my back and can't bend over, and that I need to flip a small latch in the far back corner of my car-trunk to lower the back seat so that I can fit a 2x4 plank in it. Yes, I carry a 2x4 plank around for just such occasions, and no, there's no small latch in the corner of the trunk. As soon as she's all the way in (and don't try this unless you have a full-sized car, and even then choose a short, petite woman), you close the trunk lid and drive away immediately. You can go ahead and use a mid-sized car, but it's almost guaranteed that you're going to injure her legs trying to get the trunk-lid closed. If that happens, she's not going to be in the mood for much. That's why it doesn't hurt to keep a bottle of chloroform in the glove-compartment. Alright, so technically, this is not a pick-up line. It's more like a pick-up procedure. And yes, it's a lot more work, but the results are guaranteed!