Your pick up line is?... (part two)

Fancy a game of Pool?

 

Hey Big Boi, Is That Really A Pool Cue In Your Hand....??

Want To Sink Your Balls In My Back Pocket....??



Cheers Glen.

 

Is it just me, or does this rag smell like chloroform?

 

I try and avoid them, lol - but one I've had used on me was "Hi baby, lucky for you I'm not gay!" Of course, he didn't know I had a dick.

 

Ahhhhhh, So That Would Go A Long Way Towards Explaining The

Mysterious "Pink Spot"....



Cheers Glen.

 

'fraid so, Glen! LOL.

 

My watch says you're not wearing any panties...

Oh, you are?

It must be an hour fast.

 

"you from outta town?" ^.^

 

You know, you really piss me off. You are the most disgusting bitch I have ever seen. Absolutely disgraceful. Wanna suck my hairy balls?

 

How would you like your eggs in the morning?

 

You wanna get drunk and fuck? .......Or dont you drink?

 

Wanna Fuck?.....;-D

 

This would work on me! :smilielol5:

 

It's time to take Willy Wonka to the Chocolate Factory...

 

Lets stop beating around the boosh, time to make love while theres still time left .....;-D

 

Are you an unreturned library book?

Because you've got Fine written all over you!

 

I feel really really bad for everyone who's posted a pick up line here...













Must be hard never getting laid!:sifone::smilielol5:

 

Hey, at least we're trying here.

Another good one: Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

 

I was just messin' around. I'm sure you guys don't have trouble getting laid.

"My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. So you wanna buy some drinks with their money?"