What have you invented?

I for example invented the moon and the colon. :

 

A palm rest tremolo arm for the Bigsby tailpiece...


A Water/Alcohol injection unit for the Holley 4 BBL carburetor...


I'm sure there's more but my brain is still foggy from sleeping, I just woke up.

 

The NoNo Hair remover device was my idea. I thought of replacing a razor blade with a high powered laser a long time ago and then I was thinking a thin hot wire will be more practical. A few years later I see this NoNO commercial and I'm like "Damn it, that's my idea!"

For real though, I've invented Xbox 360 and Playstation 3 cooling modifications that I've made upwards of 100 dollars profit on!

 

my own reality

and post-its, duh, doesn't everyone know that?

 

patents pending.

 

Ice cream.

 

Lies Walls invented that. Get off my thread you fraud.

 

I invented this thing that I put under my computer that keeps it lifted up so that it says cool

it's called 'four rocks'

 

Genius!

 

i invented this device as a kid with a walkman and an electronic beat box set and some other kid electronics lol i was able to listen into every call in the house lol, got caught though... nopt sure how they were able to hear me on the other end, i think it was a fluke. such randomness of shit lol taking apart things as a kid was probably the funnest thing to do though. anyone ever go to camp invention as a kid? lol

 

Eh nothing yet i'm still working on it

 

I invented the worst smelling fart in the world

its a tricky recipe though..sometimes it doesnt turn out right..every batch is different

 

hahaha dude, i need that recipe. pronto plz dont leave out the secret ingredient.

 

The secret ingredient is curry and a bucket load of alcohol.

 

Camp nerd?

Because you make noise when on it, and they can soon tell what u r up 2.

 

I design and develop software with user interfaces. I consider that a kind of invention.

I've also designed and built wooden furniture for specific purposes.

I've invented some pretty good excuses sometimes...

 

lithium reckons he invented that joke that goes "what did the big telephone say to the little telephone?"

I'm doubtful.

 

i invented a seven day disapearer that doesn't require wearing a little red hat.

i invented the self cleaning buffalo horn full of pre-shelled and pre leached acorns.

i invented half of the hog belly honey. someone else had to capture the quantum black hole.

i invented cod liver flavored string cheese.

i invented the zombie love sonnet

i invented the worm that ate the mutant space goat that ate the b-arc

i invented the pepper shaker time distorter and the salt shaker positional displacement.

i invented the neutron flow polarity reverser.

i did not invent the three lobed bifurcator. that one was before my own time.

but i did invent the roach winding chronogram.

and the recording icthioscope. a friend of mine, who prefurz to remain nameless invented the whole field of digital icthioscopy.

 

I invented the internet

collaborated with al gore but that bastard stole all the credit

 

the hogbelly honey and the three lobed bifurcator. well actually willy mcgilly stole the three lobed bifurcator from focault og. but i rescued it from the puca children before they injured themselves, not to mention the universe, with it.

i've also successfully bread the seven legged hornswaggle, and built a prototype floating puffyloaf harvester.

i'd take claim shreded tweet, but credit for that one belongs to alloysius shiplap and charles cogsworthy.

but we did for a while produce aftermarket neutron flow polarity inverters for out of warantee tardi.