I know it's not exactly spanking (but believe me I've been reading the other threads) but I couldn't think of a more appropriate place to type this. My gf is really into dirty talk to a point where the first time we hooked up it actually shocked me slightly how much she was swearing at me :-D. Now since asking her to be specific would be counter productive as I never like to tell people exactly how to have sex with me, with the exception of some general likes and dislikes, I was wondering what you guys classify as dirty talk and what some examples are? Please don't tell me to look it up or watch a porn film as this here is my way of finding out information and I'm currently going 3 weeks without porn for experimental purposes.
what's this experiment all about? i guess dirty talk is pretty much any sexual talk that isn't purely clinical. but then in the right context, even clinical talk could be dirty. i don't know, it's hard to define.
As I said she wasn't overly specific so I'm just after some ideas or things you guys use or girls like to hear. 'Fuck me you whore' 'I want your pussy' shit like that I've been using... no other ideas at all?
i like when the guy asks me questions lol. like, "do you like the feeling of my big hard cock inside you you naughty little slut?" etc. or while youre teasing ask, "what are you thinking about?", if she's honest you can probably talk pretty dirty in response.
I call her a "dirty whore, cum sucking bitch, to shut the fuck up and get back to work, do your job you cum eating skank, fucking bitch watch your mouth and keep on sucking, I bet your sister is jealous of this fat cock filling your mouth/pussy, your friends would love to lick this dick, but only you get to do this right now you dirty fucking bitch", and I'm serious, though she's a very lovely girl and doesn't mind it, though prefers me not saying it More degrading light S&M styled than dirty, but it's fun really is, try it, or at least whisper it xD if you get punched in the balls read my disclaimer in my signature and next time say it in your mind only good luck!
I like my man to say things during foreplay like "I want you so bad,,, you dont know how bad. I wanna stick it in you so hard your eyeballs pop out, you make me so horny, oh man I am gonna spank that ass so hard,,, you like that? I know you do. I have been dreaming all day about what Nasty things I am gonna do to you,,,," Talking through the teeth as it gets rough,,, a little squeezing on the ass and pussy as the talk is happening,,, Scratching and rough massaging. Grunting and groaning and some huffing and puffing in the ear while its getting wild. I like to think its going to get real bad, worse then it actually will, the excitement sparks everything else, and so some throwing down on a bed or couch as rough play. A guy could call on his way home and say something like "stare at the floor for a while cause when I get home you wont see it till supper time, be there in 20 mins" and hang up. A good hint a girl should be ready to romp. Or "I will be home soon and then I am gonna show you something you havent seen a couple days, be prepared", or "tonight after supper we are Not watching TV, I have plans for you my sweet, word is you been naughty" then dont say a word all evening about it till it happens. The Bitch and slut thing isnt my bag, bad girl, naughty girl stuff is ok. Of course this goes two ways so she can be a big part of it as well. I like to dig my long nails into a guys back and make him think he is getting marked while I tell him he has been taking up too much of our time working and I am not happy about that, even tho I know he would have to be there too. I like him sometimes to think I am mad at him for something and push him around a bit too. Or, its been too long and its his fault, hehe,,, i like to get pushy and demanding even tho I am not really that kind of person. I am quite laid back for the most part, its just a small side of me I like to let out while on the wild side of the fence.
