where do guys aim their load?

i was wondering where guys usually aim for their cum to go when they're jerking off. straight up, up so you cum on your chest, or down so you cum on your thigh? they all have drawbacks and can get messy. my cum tends to shoot out with a bit of distance, so i don't like to tilt it so i get cum on furniture or anything. i've tried holding my free hand out to catch the cum, but that's just distracting.

 

your mom's face

 

No Wonder The Old Dears Skin Is So Soft And Supple...



Cheers Glen.

 

Aim??

 

i think my dick would break if i bent it to shoot onto my thigh...

like every reasonable male who thinks about what he is going to do before doing it, i get a wad of toilet paper and shoot into it so that cleanup is a non-issue.

 

I would have posted pretty much whats above, if you have any sort of rationale in your thought process before, shooting in a bit of tissue means cleaning up takes seconds. And you get none on yourself.

 

I've been trying to hit the ceiling for years

 

As the majority of my masturbation time is on my back, with my penis pointing straight up, the semen is usually caught between my thumb & forefinger, when I can then wipe it on the old towel I keep for the purpose.
Alternateively, if I'm using my FleshLight, the question of aiming doesn't apply, as ejaculation happens while fully penetrated.

 

Outdoors: I like watch how far I can shoot. The first rope is short but the next two can get up to 5'.

Indoors:
Bathroom...just shoot into the john but that can be messy if your aim is off or an unexpected strong shoot.
Bed...just let the ropes of cum fall where they may.
Public restroom...on some toilet paper, but sometimes I miss. Straight into the urinal is alone long enough.
Shower...wherever it lands.

 

usually onto my chest. If jerking under my pants, I just shoot it into my boxer shorts.

 

do you also poop in there?

 

fish bowl is usually a good place, why waste it on a napkin lol

 

I just go all over the carpet. Keeps it nice and squishy.

 

It generally just drips down onto my fingers and stomach and I clean it off with a tissue. If I'm having a quickie at the computer I generally use a tissue to cover my penis so it doesn't spray on the chair or keyboard.

 

^remind me to not use your computer ever

 

I get a bullseye target nail it to the wall about 6' 8" high, back off about 15 steps and shoot for dead center. If there is a cross wind you have to account for that.

 

I usually have to account for the Coriolis Effect
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/External_ballistics#Coriolis_drift

 

Most of the guys ive been with have kept their jacking in the shower to avoid having to put the mess somewhere, but when that wasnt the case they reach for any already dirty piece of laundry.

 

Depends, if I'm doing it on my back my semen usually spurts out over my belly and chest, and I then simply wipe it off with a tissue.

If standing I try to not get it on furniture or stuff, and make sure a paper towel or something similar is handy to wipe it up.

When I orgasmed with a girl I have shot over their breasts and legs, of course you can do it in her vulva / vagina but not had the special privilege of that yet.

 

On the toilet paper,

 

My favourite places at the moment are;
1. Into a pair of my wife's soiled panties, after sniffing them as I wank.
2. Into my new fake pussy, only £10 from lovehoney.co.uk.
3. Onto my hand which then goes straight into my mouth; I'm a bit of a cumslut!

But in an emergency, anywhere will do and forget about the mess!!