Yo momma is so poor, the ducks throw bread at her... Yo momma is so poor, she waves around a Popsicle and calls it "air conditioning"... Yo momma is so poor, she can't afford to "Fly off the handle". She has to "Go Grey Hound" off the handle... Yo momma is so poor she walks down the road with one shoe, and if you ask her "Did you lose a shoe?" She says, "No, I found one."...
