hummmmmmm... i just saw a "nice" little cheesy "horror" b-movie about a slasher and serial killer cookie! should work for a cupcake also! get a cupcake, and perform a voodoo hex to make the cupcake become possessed by the spirit of a dead serial killer and; VOILA'... INSTANT PSYCHO KILLER CUPCAKE! :willy_nilly:
Stuff like ten cupcakes in their throat and one in each nostril then laugh maniacally and shove some extra cupcakes into their eyes for fun. God, I'm sick.
For those who are sweet lovers the method of death is fairly easy, just keep baking and make them available at all times. Sugar will do the job sooner or later and it is legal to kill someone this way.
hah.. last night on mission impossible this guy took down another guy with a cotton candy stick.. then the clown said 25cent please.. ha
I'd take a random person and starve him in my basement. Every day I'll eat a cupcake in front of him. He'll eventually want one. The catch is if he eats one I'll shoot him right after. He'll be strong at first, but faced with death by starvation or a cupcake the cupcake might win out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfm6hu7BO2s"]Brownie Bruiser vs. Killer Cupcake-- round 1 - YouTube Hotwater :2thumbsup:
Force feed the cupcakes (covered in icing sugar) to someone with diabetes and steal all their insulin syringes to shoot yourself up with hard drugs! place person on platform in sealed room with spikes on the floor, then there is another platform with a cupcake on it, just a tiny bit further than possible human reach. Eventually the person will jump for the cupcake and fall to their death
1. Place cupcake on floor at top of a long flight of stone steps 2. When victim steps on cupcake they slip, and go bump-bump-bump all the way down to the bottom, with fatal consequences.. Worked every time I've tried it.
1. dig a deep hole, and fill it with sharp items. Or just make it reallllllly deep. 2. Cover it with sticks and leaves, and place a cupcake in the middle. 3. You eat tonight for extra festivity, serve with a cupcake stuffed in the mouth.