killing me softly with cupcakes.

Can you think of a way of killing someone with a cupcake. You can not put poison in the cupcake, and no explosives or anvils in the cupcake.

You can however fire the motherfucking cupcake out a high powered air canon, right in someones face.. :2thumbsup:

Are there any more?

 

Fill It With Metal And Drop It From A Great Height, Should Be

A Real Head Splitter...



Cheers Glen.

 

Thats cheating glen., its has to be a regular cupcake. nothing added, just plain cupcake.

It does not say it cant weight 200lbs, its has to be a very very large cup cake,

 

Bake them for a hour extra till they are rock hard , then beat them to a bloody pulp with one or two of them .:devil:

Do these cupcakes have cherries ?:angel:

 

Scrape it down into a knife after it gets overbaked or even super extra stale or both

 

you can put candy decorations on it.
and icing ..
I thought maybe put a cupcake on a stair and someone would slip on it..

 

Even your ten ton cupcake can fall frim the sky. It would crush and suffocate te buildings full of people

 

(1)...Take One Standard Sized Cupcake.

(2)...Force It Into Victims Mouth And Into Their Neck...

(3)...Use Two Fingers To Pinch Nostrils Thereby Cutting Off All Air...

(4)...The Autopsy Report Will Read, "Chocked On A Cupcake"...

And You're Still A Free Man...:2thumbsup:



Cheers Glen.

 

This must be done for science. =)

 

Place One Cupcake In Gran's Oxygen Mask, Then Get

The Old Dear Really Excited By Showing Her "Porn

For The Over 80s"....

As Per My Previous Post The Autopsy Will Show The Cause Of

Death As "Choked On A Cupcake"...:2thumbsup:.

One Word Of Advice However, Be Sure And Check The

Old Bags Will To Make Sure You Are The Sole

Beneficiary Before Attempting This....



Cheers Glen.

 

Well as long as there is cherries on it , i get cranky when i dont eat
Cant we even put a little nitro/c4 in one just a drop , a smidgen ..0.0.. it's no fun unless something gets blown up :bomb:

 

Keep feeding them to a diabetic.

Find the most vital and delicate mechanical part of an airplane. Shove a cupcake in it.
Plane crashes and everyone dies.

Go to hospital. Exchange a patient's IV bag to a cupcake.

 

My brothers and I used to play this game when we were kids on long car trips.
Think of something that can't kill you...we eventually had to make a rule choking/suffocation didn't count, and projectiles had to be human propelled only...

I got nothing on cupcakes

ZW

 

drop a big one from a roof top onto their head

 

Let it sit in my basement and mold, then feed it to someone with a weak immune system.

 

Easy;
at 1,200 lbs just drop the world's largest cupcake on their head




Hotwater

 

Come on, regulation sized cupcakes only...
the massive cupcake thing is cheating, besides do you really think those things are edible? No, they are a giant dough gob in the center...:coffee:

ZW :mickey:

 

Use the cupcake to attract a swarm of flesh eating ants to devour the person.

 

Nice one.

 

Make a peanut butter cupcake, cover it with vanilla icing so you can't tell its peanut butter, give it to Ray Romano(allergic to peanuts).
As per the rules, peanuts are not a poison, Romano is just a pussy.