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i smacked a banana because im retarded.




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#31 Carlid

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Posted April 08 2012 - 08:50 AM

I killed a communist because I was Ronald Reagan.

#32 HarajukuGoober

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Posted May 07 2012 - 12:35 AM

I kissed a Mexican because I was high. Pssh, I could have told you that without the chart thing. ha.

#33 oreon walker

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Posted May 08 2012 - 10:50 PM

i shot a homeless guy cause that's what i do

awsome

#34 GLENGLEN

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Posted May 08 2012 - 10:57 PM

I Smacked A Banana Because I Was Horny...Posted Image.



Cheers Glen.

#35 jo_k_er_man

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Posted May 16 2012 - 07:26 AM

I kissed a gangster cuz that's what I do

Fish meat is practically a vegetable...


#36 TheGhost

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Posted May 16 2012 - 07:53 AM

I dated a female bodybuilder because she smacked me.
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#37 HeadFullDMT

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Posted May 26 2012 - 12:44 PM

"i kissed a psychiatrist because i was high"
and i fuc*ed her really good :D

#38 stonedhearted

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Posted May 26 2012 - 04:34 PM

I danced with a policeman because that's what i do.

#39 Monkey Boy

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Posted May 26 2012 - 05:49 PM

I sang to the computer, because I'm hot and do what I want.

#40 funktastic

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Posted May 26 2012 - 05:52 PM

i smacked my dog because thats how i roll

#41 OneLifeForm

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Posted June 02 2012 - 09:20 PM

I fell in love with a weirdo because that's what I do.

That is really what I have done too!
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#42 IslandHippie

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Posted June 03 2012 - 11:38 AM

I murdered my best friend because that's how I roll.

#43 guerillabedlam

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Posted June 03 2012 - 12:22 PM

I Sang to my sister because that's how I ROLL. :D

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#44 CrannMann

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Posted October 15 2012 - 03:35 PM

I smacked a policeman because I was high.

#45 scratcho

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Posted October 15 2012 - 04:02 PM

I gave my number to a banana because the voices told me to.

#46 penguinsfan13

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Posted October 15 2012 - 04:27 PM

I shoveled with my phone because I could

#47 1r0n_0x1d3

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Posted October 15 2012 - 04:34 PM

I shot my cell phone because I was drunk.
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#48 Ely North

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Posted October 15 2012 - 06:28 PM

I fell in love with the computer because I was high.
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#49 Zyprexico

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Posted January 02 2013 - 11:23 AM

I went out with a ninja because I was drunk.

(Reasons may change from day to day. But it may also have been a weirdo, because that's what I do or because I'm stoopid...)

#50 youngatheart

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Posted January 08 2013 - 06:27 PM

lol...i Gave my number to a Gangster, because I'm hot and do what I want. seriously.

#51 Maelstrom

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Posted January 08 2013 - 06:31 PM

I went out with your mom because I was drunk.

I am not always a bitch. Sometimes, I am asleep.


#52 LadyAvenger

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Posted January 14 2013 - 08:48 PM

I danced with a football player because I'm hot and I do what I want

All true, aside from the football player.

#53 penguinsfan13

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Posted January 14 2013 - 09:24 PM

I shook my money maker because i was broke.

#54 rainydayhype

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Posted April 07 2013 - 12:30 AM

I hugged...Ur mom...because I was high...

#55 penguinsfan13

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Posted April 07 2013 - 05:44 AM

i threw away the wind chime because i have dyslexai

#56 ClintonsSon

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Posted June 21 2013 - 12:41 PM

I dance with a llama because I am hot and do what I want! (DAMN! This works! Is it magic?)

#57 PrettyKitty95

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Posted February 03 2014 - 11:36 AM

I shot my psychiatrist because that's how I roll

#58 jaredfelix

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Posted February 03 2014 - 12:07 PM

i ate my dog because i was high.. wow dang that was intense

#59 gendorf

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Posted February 03 2014 - 01:13 PM

I kissed a doctor because thats how I roll
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#60 6-eyed shaman

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Posted February 03 2014 - 02:35 PM

I sang to myself because I'm hot and I do what I want




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