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i smacked a banana because im retarded.




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#1 i_was_in_shroom_land

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Posted November 23 2011 - 09:48 AM

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#2 PEACEFUL LIBRA

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Posted November 23 2011 - 09:52 AM

I went out with a homeless guy because i was high

#3 i_was_in_shroom_land

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Posted November 23 2011 - 09:57 AM

oops, i mean

i went out with a banana because im retarded
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#4 funktastic

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Posted November 23 2011 - 10:08 AM

I smacked my dog because I was high :sifone:

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Posted November 23 2011 - 10:10 AM

i shot a stuffed animal.

i'm not wearing a shirt :D

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Posted November 24 2011 - 04:57 AM

I went out with my sister because I was drunk.

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Posted November 24 2011 - 08:41 AM

I gave my number to my dog, because that's what I do.

I'll participate in your birthday game later though.
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#8 dreamsDOcomeTRUE

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Posted November 24 2011 - 08:45 AM

I went out with a homeless guy because i was high
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Posted November 30 2011 - 11:58 PM

I once stole this retarded homeless guy's stuffed animal because he smacked my drunken dog in front of your sister while she was eating a banana with no shirt on, on my birthday when I was trying to get high.........ummmmm, yeah...you know what I'm talking about.;)

#10 i_was_in_shroom_land

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Posted December 01 2011 - 12:09 AM

lol wut?
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#11 easygoing

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Posted December 01 2011 - 12:23 AM

lol wut?


wut, nuttin :p...........you go ask your sister about the homeless retard shenanigans ...I know she'll remember that shit, it was epic:D

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Posted January 08 2012 - 11:04 PM

I hugged a pickle because I'm hot and do what I want...

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Posted January 09 2012 - 03:39 AM

I smacked my dad because I was high... hahah

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Posted January 09 2012 - 06:40 AM

I bombarded my coffee cup with long range missiles because it complained about some homeless guy smacking bananas with a stuffed animal .... 'tis what it is, I guess?!!?
We're all foreigners .... almost everywhere.

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Posted January 09 2012 - 07:26 AM

i went out with the computer because thats how i roll



wow...it is amazingly accurate

#16 The Imaginary Being

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Posted January 09 2012 - 07:48 AM

i went out with the computer because thats how i roll



wow...it is amazingly accurate


it's really strange how your birthdate

constantly reappears with people that i seem to meet.

#17 la Principessa

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Posted January 17 2012 - 08:55 PM

I went out with a gangster because I'm hot and I do what I want.

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Posted January 18 2012 - 08:28 AM

I kissed a gangster because thats how i roll.

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Posted January 18 2012 - 10:41 AM

I ate my dog because thats how I roll.

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Posted January 18 2012 - 10:59 AM

I shot my sister because I hate myself.....

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