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#1 yamaguchim

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Posted August 23 2011 - 03:11 AM

Not been pretty successful about this recently.
Grateful for some advice here to help me out please!
Badly need a suckmetillI'mdryorblue night.

#2 GLENGLEN

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Posted August 23 2011 - 03:24 AM

Thanks To GLEN Your Prob Is As Good As Solved...

Tis A Simple Three Step Solution...

(1)... Demand She Gets On Her Knees...:eek:

(2)... Insert Cock In Her Oral Cavity...:drool5:

(3)... Thrust Until You Reach "Home Base", And Then Insist She Swallows For After's...:2thumbsup:

Problem Solved...Posted Image.



Cheers Glen.

#3 yamaguchim

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Posted August 23 2011 - 03:45 AM

Grateful for 'realistic' advice, please.
Feel pretty down about not having any luck in this, so if you ever been in such a situation before, you know what I mean.
Thanks in advance!

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Posted August 23 2011 - 03:55 AM

OK... Fair Enough, GLEN Has Had His Little Joke, Soooo Lets Get Serious,

What Is Clearly Lacking Here Is A Simple Little Thing Called "Communication",

Communicate With Her, And If That Fails, Then Revert To My Previous Post...Posted Image



Cheers Glen.

#5 yamaguchim

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Posted August 23 2011 - 04:14 AM

Thanks, you see that sounds pretty easy enough ... Communicate.
Unfortunately I am not one of those who are good in saying the sweet words to get her, er, to suck.

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Posted August 23 2011 - 04:20 AM

Well, you know that you are not good in saying sweet words, you know your weakness. So PRACTICE and strengthen that weakness.
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Films you should watch if you are at a loose end: Earthlings; Zeitgeist, Zeitgeist Addendum & Moving Forward; Holes in Heaven; In Lies We Trust; Kymatica; A lecture on youtube titled "The most important video you'll ever see"; Iodine - Misunderstood Nutrient (can be seen on BBC5.tv); The Yes Men Fix The World; Esoteric Agenda; Outfoxed.

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Posted August 23 2011 - 04:21 AM

When Two People Are Making Love, They Whisper The Next Step In Their Partners Ear

At The Appropiate Moment...:).

Whisper YOUR Needs In Her "Shell Like Ear", And If That Fails, THEN, My Original

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Cheers Glen.

#8 I'minmyunderwear

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Posted August 23 2011 - 05:33 AM

ah, another competitive spirit! you can't make someone suck. if you have to beat them badly at something, then you need to choose a contest that they already suck at.

if they are the one choosing the contest, they probably won't choose something they suck at, so in that case your only option is practice practice practice.

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Posted August 23 2011 - 05:36 AM

When you guys are making out and the moment is really heating up...

You whisper in her ear, "its not gunna suck itself..."

And see what she says. :D

Or on a serious note, go down on her then ask for the same

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Posted August 23 2011 - 06:38 AM

Sounds like you need to reward her then see if she rewards the same back.

Maybe give her some tequila before the nasty fun happens. Tequila always made me want to fight and kill a motherfucker. Maybe it will bring out her aggression and you turn your cock blue from too much sucking! She won't do it just to do it, but WANTS to. Girls who just stick it in there mouth is a waste of time. They have to WANT to...so give her some shots.

#11 yamaguchim

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Posted August 23 2011 - 07:33 AM

I'm trimmed down there but was also thinking of shaving my balls to give it, er, a more suckable appearance. Will give all a good wash too.

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Posted August 24 2011 - 07:17 PM

It sounds like she sucks already, without our help.
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#13 GLENGLEN

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Posted August 24 2011 - 08:29 PM

I Will give all a good wash too.



....:smilielol5::smilielol5:



Cheers Glen.

#14 yamaguchim

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Posted August 24 2011 - 09:15 PM

It sounds like she sucks already, without our help.


Still no go. Still carrying a loaded weapon.

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Posted August 25 2011 - 09:25 AM

You're not getting much actual help here. What is the situation currently, does she do it ever, has she done it in the past? Does she get pissed when you bring it up? Do you bring it up a lot?
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Posted August 25 2011 - 09:50 AM

Not been pretty successful about this recently.
Grateful for some advice here to help me out please!
Badly need a suckmetillI'mdryorblue night.


How about spending time finding out WHY she doesn't want to, then going from there.
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#17 Reverand JC

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Posted August 25 2011 - 09:55 AM

I suggest Mistletoe on the the Belt Buckle. Especially at Christmas time.

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Posted August 25 2011 - 10:02 AM

Tell her your Jizz tastes like Marshmallow fluff thanks to a special vitamin supplement you've been taking?

Tell her it's that or Anal?

Tell her theres a gland in the back of her throat that when rubbed properly for 30 minutes it creates an MDMA-like high but that the only way to ensure it's rubbed properly is with the tip of your Penis??

Tell her she looks 20 lbs lighter with your Cock in her mouth?
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Posted August 25 2011 - 12:42 PM

i've never understood girls who don't enjoy giving blowjobs, let alone girls who don't suck at all! they're missing out on one of the best things ever.

#20 TAZER-69

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Posted August 25 2011 - 12:58 PM

Remember the old saying "You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink" ? Some girls are the same way.

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Posted August 25 2011 - 01:54 PM

Not been pretty successful about this recently.
Grateful for some advice here to help me out please!
Badly need a suckmetillI'mdryorblue night.


pizza box... duh.

#22 kokujin

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Posted August 25 2011 - 03:42 PM

I don't see how one can't convince their lady to blowjob them, or shave for 'em, this n that.

#23 yamaguchim

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Posted August 26 2011 - 08:56 PM

I don't see how one can't convince their lady to blowjob them, or shave for 'em, this n that.


So what's your secret of success, mate?