Post Funny Omegle Conversations!

Anyone who's gone on Omegle has had a funny convo or two. Post em here!

 

Stranger: hii there =)

Stranger: 18 female horny, you ?

You: robot!!!!

Stranger: im so alone .. i want to get naughtyy

You: ill bet you do ROBOT

You: ROBOT

You: ROBOT

You: ROBOT

You: ROBOT

Stranger: hehe do you want to watch meh play wit muhself on cam ? ;D

You: RBOT

You: ROBOT

You: ROBOT

You: i would but i cant

You: BECAUSE YOURE A FUCKING ROBOT

Stranger: friend muh @ just hookup .. i am only goin tah get on webcam there

You: NO I WON

You: WONT*

You: YOU FUCKING ROBOT

Stranger: yah hav an accnt rite ?

You: NO

You: I WILL NEVER HAVE AN ACCOUNT

You: YOU ****

Stranger: awww ok .. just go here http://kort.me/3y4

You: NO

You: I WILL NOT GO THERE

Stranger: hurryyy make onee nd add muh .. laurgasm, i'll invite u to my private feed

You: YOU FUCKING PIECE OF MACHINERY

Stranger: byeeee, i'll talk to you there <3

You: I DO NOT TAKE ORDES FROM INANIMATE OBJECTS

 

Not me.. But this guy is a genius!

https://www.youtube.com/embed/JTwJetox_tU

 

^^^^
Ben Folds is the man

 

You: Hi

Stranger: Are you Male??

You: No, im Corey.

You: Are YOU male?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

i fucked all omegle males by saying "Hi my name is Gwen and I'm here to suck your cock"