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#1 The Chinaman

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Posted April 10 2011 - 04:24 PM

Sorry it's a bit of a crude idea for a topic, but I had a mate who always pissed himself when blootered & didn't even have the decency to apologise for it. To the point where I had to say "You're no longer welcome in my flat", You may think I'm a bastard, but honest to god, some prick pissing himself in your gaffe? Would you have it? Don't reckon.

Anyway, I've done the "midnight fireman" a few times, where I'm drunk to the point of being comatose and attempted a piss in the wardrobe in the bedroom, thinking it was the toilet.

And I must admit, I've tried on occasion, to sneak out a bit of a fart, and - Oh Christ - There can be surprises. This seems to happen mainly after a night of Guinness, speed & no food.

Anyway, tell me about your disgraces. Sharing's caring & all that.

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Posted April 10 2011 - 04:35 PM

kind of. i was pretty drunk and very tired so i sat down to piss (no i dont have a vagina) and almost fell asleep while pissing and i looked down and theres a huge fucking puddle of piss on the floor and on my leg and feet

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Posted April 10 2011 - 04:44 PM

everyone has done that at lest once in their lifetime... it is like a right of passage in growing up.

one time when i was 18, i came home shitfaced drunk and passed out on the sofa.
during the night, i pissed my pants and puked my guts out all over myself and the sofa.
that afternoon when i woke up i had the motherfucker of all hangovers.
i cleaned my vomit up off the floor and sofa; i could not do anything about my piss that soaked into the sofa.
at that time i had a 3 legged tomcat, that went around pissing on any and everything.
everyone thought he had been the one to ruin the sofa.

it is hard to belive now, that i was once that young and stupid.

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Posted April 10 2011 - 05:07 PM

I can honestly say I have never shit or pissed my pants. I did have a friend, however, that puked and shit his pants at the same time. We called him pukey deuce forever...it was hilarious

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Posted April 10 2011 - 06:51 PM

I've done my fair share of puking, but I've never pissed or shit myself.

I can honestly say I have never shit or pissed my pants. I did have a friend, however, that puked and shit his pants at the same time. We called him pukey deuce forever...it was hilarious


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Posted April 11 2011 - 05:52 PM

Nope. This thread is pretty funny though.

My brother always slams back shots until he either pukes or pisses himself, and then passes out, leaving his fellow drinkers to change him and put him to bed. :p usually he stays awake long enough to change his own pants though.

My husband pissed in his stepson's shoes one time...they had the misfortune to be laying at the bottom of the closet that he thought was a toilet. His ex wife made him buy a new pair. :p
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Posted April 13 2011 - 02:16 PM


My husband pissed in his stepson's shoes one time...they had the misfortune to be laying at the bottom of the closet that he thought was a toilet. His ex wife made him buy a new pair. :p


I heard soldiers used to break in their boots by pissing in them.

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Posted April 26 2011 - 10:21 AM

Yes.

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Posted May 01 2011 - 04:05 AM

This is one thing I've never done. I've passed out, blacked out, thrown up in my sleep, but I haven't pissed myself or shit myself.

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Posted May 01 2011 - 05:57 AM

Sorry it's a bit of a crude idea for a topic, but I had a mate who always pissed himself when blootered & didn't even have the decency to apologise for it. To the point where I had to say "You're no longer welcome in my flat", You may think I'm a bastard, but honest to god, some prick pissing himself in your gaffe? Would you have it? Don't reckon.

Anyway, I've done the "midnight fireman" a few times, where I'm drunk to the point of being comatose and attempted a piss in the wardrobe in the bedroom, thinking it was the toilet.

And I must admit, I've tried on occasion, to sneak out a bit of a fart, and - Oh Christ - There can be surprises. This seems to happen mainly after a night of Guinness, speed & no food.

Anyway, tell me about your disgraces. Sharing's caring & all that.


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Posted May 01 2011 - 10:24 AM

the question is something like.......'have you ever gotten so drunk you shit your pants?'.........if you answer no, then you have never really been drunk....trouble with me , i've shit my self many times and wasn't drunk. i've farted and shitted, coughed and shit too. i blame it on my adolescent drug use. never happened to me when when i was young

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Posted May 06 2011 - 03:50 PM

never shat myself. peed my pants a bunch of times, especially while unlocking my apt bldg door in the winter when I came home loaded. Once I peed while sleeping after passing out wasted, my poor boyfriend was stuffing towels under me and in my crotch while I lay unconcious peeing in OUR bed. LOL good times

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Posted May 06 2011 - 03:51 PM

nope

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Posted May 07 2011 - 12:24 PM

The first time i ever got drunk at 14, got so drunk i couldnt move and pissed myself, when i was eighteen got drunk passed out woke up the next morning to piss on the kitchen floor, dont really remember doing it and finally like 3 months ago woke up naked in bed, id pissed my pants but no piss in my bed or anywhere else in the house so must have not been alot.

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Posted May 07 2011 - 12:42 PM

Pissed in the clean laundry once. Wasn't an opinion.

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Posted June 20 2011 - 09:00 AM

One time. It wasn't on myself so much as it was in my friend's garbage can. I was really drunk and passed out in one of her guest bedrooms, and tried to find the bathroom in the dark when I was too drunk to function.

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Posted July 19 2011 - 12:54 AM

I went to a beerfest...on the way out of the casino parking lot I had the equiv of 27ish beers...I shit all over my bike lock and light...wiped my ass with the brochure...attempted to ride my bike home 10 times ate shit each time (probably literally...blacked out when I got downtown...woke up to my neck in piss...with my hand and under my pillow covered in shit...I was riding solo that night hahaha...for a while I had a drunk shitting in public epidemic...always had an extra pair of socks...shat on campus back when I was an undergrad...on random peoples side yards and so on...hahah Ima dick...all about the pregame poop

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Posted July 19 2011 - 01:05 AM

Never Been So Drunk I Pooped, There Have Been A Few Times However When

I Pulled Down The Front Of My Trackie Dacks And Then Drenched Them, Not Because

I Was So Drunk I Didn't Know What I Was Doing, More Likely It Was Cold And My Best

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Cheers Glen.

#19 p0ly

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Posted July 19 2011 - 01:41 AM

never.

though once in france in my grandparents house i drank so much i blacked out, apparently i walked into my grandparents room in the night went in the cupboard and got my dick out to piss, my gdad directed me towards the toilet where i seemed to just stand and do nothing. i then went downstairs and pissed all over a table where the tv sits on.

don't remember it and never ever done anything like that.... mad.

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Posted July 14 2016 - 07:09 AM

Yup - many times.   Mostly pissed, but sometimes shat.

 

More often when sober though, and always on purpose.  I've wet myself on trains, in the car, on station benches, in hotel corridors and lifts, in and outside pubs, at theme parks, and when simply walking along the street.

 

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