You know you're an aging hippie when...

when the Colombian is coffee
when the smoke you got busted for at the bar was tobacco
when acid is the stuff fried food gives you
when you hope your next trippin' experience doesn't break a hip

 

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The twinkle in your eye is only the reflection of the sun on your bifocals.

You feel like the morning after when you haven't been anywhere the night before.

You finally got your head together, now your body is falling apart.

You don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along.

You don't remember when your wild oats turned to shredded wheat.
The Beatles are elevater music

You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.

 

You travel the country in a Winnebago named Furthur.

 

I am cracking up. LOL so hard. this is so true.

 

Sooooooooo funny. this is great.

 

I must need a good belly laugh, cause I am cracking up. LOL

 

When you have more hair on your ears than on the crown of your head.
When you talk about getting wasted your referring to the apple sauce you left on the counter last night.
When good shit is what you do in the bathroom.

 

When you know your out there in some of those rare old concert videos, Big Sur Pop , Altamont, but its to incredible to believe now.

 

when your friend tells you he got up 3 times last night to pee and your response is....at least you got up.

 

When you can remember Elton John before he was gay.
When you see someone wearing stacks and think "Damn they look dangerous!"
When,to you,a 'pod' is something peas come in.
When you have a regular bowel movement at 7am-and wake up at 8.
When rolling a J becomes a fiddly task.
When you have to squint to make sure it's the glued side you're licking.
When you play the first chord and say "This one's by Donovan"-and they say,"Who?"
When you have a pair of specs with one arm held on with tape.
When you spot a silver-haired old fart in a shop window-and it's you.

 

Oh - and when you laugh so hard the tears roll down your legs.





sigh

 

Are you sure those were tears?

 

Frayed Knot,Ty...but,y'know how it is fer us old farts....we remember charging Napolean's lines at the battle of Little Big Horn,with our lances lowered as we peered out of our tanks.......

 

:2thumbsup: I went to a local tattoo convention/fundraiser.Set up for all ages. Contests, Trophies,beer upstairs! And MUSIC blues,classic rock metal, hip hop,
i particularly enjoyed this one band{somthing Autmn} Groovin on the sax, they could have fit in at a show back in the day. I took some tie dyes to sell.{amazing too, not cheesy} Anyway, These kids from that band came over to visit with me. were looking but had no cash, The kid that kept looking,I told him pick one out.He didnt get it that I understood he had no dollars. Finally he picked one I told him it was his Keep playing music..!He actually gave me a hug(kinda) kids today.! By the way, I didnt sell one shirt. And I didnt care!

PEACE n HUGS
:daisy:

 

when ya gotta use a rolling machine due to the arthritis in your fingers makin it hard to rollajoint

 

....when you can't remember whether you're becoming absent-minded or not.....

 

Don't you mean you don't know if memory loss is due to marijuana or dementia?

 

It gets worse,Newo...eventually you forget where you left your stash......

 

...when your "stash" includes an emergency supply of flowmax

 

....when you put your arm across the back of the passenger seat to reverse...