Instead of smoking pot you now eat it raw for the fiber Flashing the peace sign bothers your arthritis "I'm not wearing tie-dye, those are varicose veins!"
when you get the munchies and you have to make sure to remember that your teeth are in. paisley skye.
You spend your vacations at an elderhostel in Amsterdam. You still turn your music up loud, not because you still like it loud but because you're hard of hearing. "Rainbow gathering? Hah! I went to Woodstock! Now that's a gathering!"
You look at your feet and think you have your sandals on until you step outside and realize those aren't sandals - they're your feet.
You look in the mirror and see that gray haired ole geezer peering back at you and wonder what the hell happend and how did the time pass so quickly?....;-D
When you look in a mirror and see a quarter sized piss spot near your plums before you leave the bathroom.
I can't stop coming up with them! You live at a retirement home which you insist on calling a commune "I'm not burning incense, that's Ben-Gay!" "Free love my ass! Viagra costs 20 bucks a pop!"