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#1 T Swank88

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Posted January 05 2011 - 06:31 PM

Im thinking bout bring piss in a bag and using it for my drug test at school, but people say they take the temperature of it immediately, if the temperature is 2 degrees or more below the average temp, then u automatically fail. so keepin it warm in my pocket wont be warm enough. any ideas?

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Posted January 05 2011 - 07:28 PM

When I had to pass drug tests for probation as a kid I would get someone with clean urine to pee in one those metal hip flasks ( metal, not plastic, because it retains heat better) . I would put it inside of a cooler cup ( to help insulate) and put hand warmers ( those little packets you put in your gloves if your skiing and have cold hands) inside the cooler cup with the flask. I would duct tape it to my boxers, with the top of the flask where my zipper is. Having it up in your crotch helps keep it warm too, body heat. It worked once every two weeks for 8 months, and stayed warm like that for up to 4 hours. I've done it without the hand warmers and it's worked as well. Good luck.
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Posted January 05 2011 - 07:30 PM

hmmm nice.

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Posted January 05 2011 - 07:32 PM

it might be hard havin someone pee everyday in the morning cause the drug tests are random at my school.

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Posted January 05 2011 - 07:36 PM

If you have atleast a 10 minute warning you can meet someone in the bathroom and get setup. Just keep the supplies where you can get to them easily. Where there's a will, there's a way.
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Posted January 05 2011 - 07:43 PM

Keep it in your bladder should stay around 98.6 degrees.

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Posted January 05 2011 - 07:45 PM

Keep it in your bladder should stay around 98.6 degrees.

yea but ive been doing drugs so i'll fail. im looking for ways to keep clean urine warm.

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Posted January 05 2011 - 07:46 PM

take a slightly used condom ...piss in it...a keep it under your tongue until its needed

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Posted January 05 2011 - 07:47 PM

Are you in a private school? Why are they testing you?

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Posted January 06 2011 - 06:23 PM

nah in a public. they test everyone that does sports and has a parking pass in our school parking lot. they test once a week, but they switch the day up every week so i never know when

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Posted January 06 2011 - 06:34 PM

coordinate your friends and fellow students to protest this privacy rights violation , These samples can be used for more than drug testing.. They may be testing the schools water, as you are playing sports and drinking more of it.. There may be contaminates in the water and they are using you as the guinea pigs, under the guise of illegal drug uses.. What about intoxicants you can consume that are not urine detectable?...

This is to stamp out one specfice drug. A drug that known the resist cancer THC.. so if there is cancer causing agents in the ?schools waters / municipal water supply.. They wish to have the healthiest students drink more contaminated water and less cannabis.. That makes sense.:banghead:


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Posted January 06 2011 - 06:41 PM

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Posted January 07 2011 - 01:00 PM

coordinate your friends and fellow students to protest this privacy rights violation , These samples can be used for more than drug testing.. They may be testing the schools water, as you are playing sports and drinking more of it.. There may be contaminates in the water and they are using you as the guinea pigs, under the guise of illegal drug uses.. What about intoxicants you can consume that are not urine detectable?...

This is to stamp out one specfice drug. A drug that known the resist cancer THC.. so if there is cancer causing agents in the ?schools waters / municipal water supply.. They wish to have the healthiest students drink more contaminated water and less cannabis.. That makes sense.:banghead:


nah are school is like so fucked up, 92% dodrugs so they try and catch people and shit and for sports too, you cant do drugs if u wanna be on sports team so that gives them excuse to drug test athletes.

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Posted January 07 2011 - 01:06 PM

when I was in high school they said I couldnt be on the stage crew cause I caught with a joint. But come time for some play and they let me anyways cause nobody else could use spot lights like i could... They missed their Ques. I use spot lights to grow cannabis today..


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Posted January 09 2011 - 09:15 PM

yea, hand warmers work
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Posted March 28 2011 - 07:11 PM

ziplock bag and rubber band it to your leg.

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Posted July 17 2011 - 05:20 PM

when I was in high school they said I couldnt be on the stage crew cause I caught with a joint. But come time for some play and they let me anyways cause nobody else could use spot lights like i could... They missed their Ques. I use spot lights to grow cannabis today..


Your post made me laugh man, great use of spot light skills. But, isn't that post a little incriminating? I know you probably don't care...i just couldn't get any more paranoid these days :leaving:

And to the OP. Invest in a whizinator. Buy synthetic piss. and use hand warmers to keep warm. It is very difficult to go wrong if you decide to go this route, if it is only a drug test from the school. Probation is a different case.