Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

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  1. Amoureux

    Amoureux Banned

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    http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573
     
    Amoureux, Nov 30, 2010
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  3. Plant_Head

    Plant_Head Banned

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    What's this from the Onion?
     
    Plant_Head, Nov 30, 2010
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    not sure.. though the pic on the article is a circulated tsa pic , Ive had it on cheeseburger month or so..

    not sure the origin the story. :(
     
    deleted, Nov 30, 2010
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  7. Terrapin2190

    Terrapin2190 I am nature.

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    That's some bull. I think he was wrongly arrested. It's not his fault the TSA attendant went feelin his junk and he liked it. Whether intentional or unintentional, who are they to put a law against someone getting off while someone's groping them?? What if it's someone that hasn't been laid in years and is just like "Oh yeah, that's the spot!" I mean, not saying it out loud, but just y'know, something happens? That's not sexual harrassment. For god sakes, it's just nature. Along with a possible disorder... it's still nature! Leave the poor guy alone! lol

    TSA's just trying to work themselves up a case to distract the public from strip searching a 6 yr old boy. Now THAT'S SEXUAL HARRASSMENT.

    Kind of ironic his last name is Cummings... But who the hell needs backup for something like that, and to throw him to the ground and handcuff him? Come on... Don't go abusing your power or anything...
     
    Terrapin2190, Nov 30, 2010
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  9. largeamount

    largeamount Senior Member

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    ^i thought it was real at first too but then i got to the last line which makes it obvious its just a joke...

    "A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specifc case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest"

    besides, jizzing ur pants, although frowned upon, is in no way illegal
     
    largeamount, Nov 30, 2010
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  11. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    LOL,

    Look at the home page of the link its a pretty funny site, all fake, but funny
     
    Vanilla Gorilla, Dec 1, 2010
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  13. ~*~Elle~*~

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    Pierced Percy Cummings came?

    LOL

    Yeah.......;)
     
    ~*~Elle~*~, Dec 1, 2010
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  15. easygoing

    easygoing conservative jerk

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    My thoughts exactly
     
    easygoing, Dec 1, 2010
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  17. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Or for that matter a lesbian whose patted down by a female TSA agent and experiences an orgasm [​IMG]


    Hotwater
     
    hotwater, Dec 2, 2010
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    If i was patted down,i would get embarrassed.
     
    shyboy15, Feb 5, 2011
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  21. kokujin

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    Did you really need to get past the first line to know?
     
    kokujin, Nov 15, 2011
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  23. Dude111

    Dude111 An Awesome Dude HipForums Supporter

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    This is fucking stupid!!

    EJACULATING IS A NATURAL THING,YOU CANT STOP IT!!!!!!

    If they dont like it,GET THIER FUCKING HANDS OFF PEOPLES PRIVATE PARTS!

    This whole TSA thing is fucked up beyond recognition!!
     
    Dude111, Nov 15, 2011
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