How to make my cat fat

You sir have insulted my honor (glove slap)

 

^gtfo newb!

 

I dont know, My favorite cat was fat. I didnt make her that way though. LOL she just was fat.

 

Your not calling me newb are you?

 

Nooooo I wouldn't do that. atleast not in the sense your thinking of.. unless you were thinking of Never Ever Weiner Biting

 

Now your coming around..

 

I'm so sorry you want your cat to die young, but at least she'll be full. Forget the human food. Invest in kitty treats and get her to eat just dry food - wet food is like 82% water whereas the dry is full of crap like corn that cats cannot digest - they routinely eat too much.

 

it got to be one them cats that genetically prone to fat.. I know people that leave cats dish full all the time,. they have skinny cats... Mcdonalds chicken nuggets is was the cat needs...

 

i think this is stupid.. sorry i know you dont want whiners... but yeah.. stupid.

 

...your stupid

 

The only way to make a cat fat is to feed it the still-beating heart of its owner.

 

which in this case, probably is, a mcdonalds chicken mcnugget..

 

You really don't want a fat cat. My cat in naturally fat, and I've tried all the expensive diet foods...they don't work so she just gets measured food.

She's not more lovable, she's actually a mean old lady at 14. She bites. She needs stairs to get up on the couch to sleep.

She also pees out of the litter box because she can't tell if her ass is all the way in, not fun to clean up. And she can't groom herself, so I have to brush her a lot and sometimes I have to wash her ass.

I do love her, but I wish she was a bit thinner.

 

you're

 

my cats a fatty. but shes so cool. we try to measure out her food. my dad and sister bitches about her weight but she can still run like a skinny cat and catch mice

 

forcing canibalism on an innocent creature is far from cool

 

Mleh?!

 

I hate fat cats. And I hope you don't have kids